owen burke

That niBBa who skates, drinks at least 5 gallons of Arizona a day, and wear Vans and Adidas every fuckin day.

Owen Burke can be a faggot sometimes

by Youryu0hfjaljfhjlkhaljksg July 22, 2017

Owen Johnson

A loud and obnoxious man, Owen Johnson can be found shouting out things like "LITTLE MANNN" and "IT'S WEDGE'S BIRTHDAY!" between mouthfulls of cake, political debates and un-comformable anti-religious beliefs. His motivation to do well in life is based upon the fact that he resides in the county slum, aka Tonyrefail, thus his schoolwork is immaculately presented and is well received by his teachers, and love is felt towards them by Owen, apart from Mrs Goodridge whom he has a distaste for due to the resentment felt towards Owen after discovering that he is a homophobe. Although Owen's stomach sticks out as much as a rucksack carried by an Afghan in an American airport, Owen is a lovely boy and can be extremely attentive and caring, once asking me "yow orait". His lack of a belt - which reveals his neatly manicured and shaved arsehole - is compensated for by his beautiful smile. Owen is a gorgeous boy and will succeed in his life which will unfortunately be cut short, due to a high possibility of developing heart disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes or a heart attack.

"I did an Owen Johnson last night"
"What?! You revised for 7 hours straight?"

by Mark Greenberg June 6, 2018

Owens Twins

Sex God Brothers who go down on as many chicks as they do each other.

Did you hear the Owens Twins in the next room other last night? They roared like dinosaurs.

by MilanoBoi November 20, 2019

Owen Nelson

The name of a God

He is an absolute Legend and is better then everyone else

if you don’t love him your a little bit wet

Who are you?
Owen Nelson
(Gets on there knees and starts worshipping)

by Owen Nelson May 24, 2019

Bad Owen

Someone who smells vary poorly

He needs to shower he is a bad owen

by Yodeling ostrich June 1, 2019

Liam Owen

A drug dealer who would sell his grandma if the price was good enough.

Who's Liam owen?
A Butt

by mr.nuggets October 7, 2019

Owen Sny

One of the cutest beings known to man. Comparable to the cute Shrek and Big Chungus, the Owen can be found living in a swamp. He likes memes and avengers. You can see him live at the Shrek the 18th exhibit eating some dumplings. He is horrible at game pigeon. And loves green chicken

Wow you look great. Are you related to Owen?

Damn your sexy, lemme guess your role model. Owen Sny?

You like cute competitions? Try Owen

by cuteboi443 October 10, 2019