The word Original 9 comes from a secret organization that deals with the most private and intelligent people. You rarely see them in pictures, videos, or talk about anything personal. These people are always alert and on stand-by ready for anything.
by 123abcjk October 13, 2015

The origins of the Wulfecks are shrouded in mystery, some say that the first Wulfeck on earth was the same roman soldier that stabbed Jesus in the side with the spear of destiny. And that he was transformed by the blood of Jesus as it splattered on him.
The Wulfeck earth original is thought to have lived an extended lifetime of possibly up to 400 years, and was the founder of Germany, and known as K'uk'ulkan the south american god to the mayans.
The Wulfeck earth original is thought to have lived an extended lifetime of possibly up to 400 years, and was the founder of Germany, and known as K'uk'ulkan the south american god to the mayans.
The Wulfeck Earth Origin states that the same roman soldier that stabbed Jesus in the side with the spear of destiny, was also the first earth created Wulfeck.
by jimmylanes34 January 18, 2023

Oh jeez sorry guys is the original pc less good than your iPad? Well, I guess I wasted my time here, huh guys?
Hym "This is a hyper-text what do you want from me? You won't pay your tithe so I can't build the church and all you ever do is complain and NOW... I don't have any nuns to spank! I should have nuns to spank by now! I'm like the original nun spanker! Nuns with assless leather jumpsuits and a giant phallic statue protruding into the street and the cops would show up and say 'That's a zoning violation. Get your giant dick out of the street-' and I'd be all like 'DON'T YOU BODY SHAME ME, YOU FAGGOT!' And then I'd get arrested... Because I don't think they like being called a faggot... But that's fine because I would become a martyr for whatever it is we stand for here... Which is.... Not letting retards hit it instead of me... And... Crowd-sourcing both ideas to kill God and versions of reality to do after this one... And Jennifer Lawrence... Aaaand... Mehmehmeh... What else? Hmm.... Other things... Yes. We stand for other things liiiiiike... DRUGS! That's right! Drugs. And getting me them."
by Hym Iam November 15, 2023

Smart public relations move for getting caught stealing someone else's design.
Originated on CASETiFYs Twitter account as a response to stealing dbrand's 'Teardown' design.
Originated on CASETiFYs Twitter account as a response to stealing dbrand's 'Teardown' design.
by MegaGo December 23, 2023

by rayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy October 27, 2024

It's the Act of sticking your Male Genitalia into someone's ear and twist it like a car key in it's fob hoping of turning him on either for sexual intercouse or cause he is just a dumb fucking retard
Little Johnny was acting so stupidly to where I shoved my Dick in his ear to turn on his brain so he functions normally. The original turn on.
by Kneegrowingtree334 March 4, 2025

An original chick flick is a movie that really is stereotypical to the sub-genre called "chick flicks." A movie that is so much a chick flick that it ceases to be just a chick flick and instead becomes a new and improved type of chick flick: "Original Chick Flick."
A: So what kinds of movies do you like?
B: I like pretty much everything. I do have to admit, though, that I have a special soft spot for chick flicks. Like, "Definitely Maybe," have you seen that one?
A: Man, that's not a chick flick. It's an Original Chick Flick.
B: I like pretty much everything. I do have to admit, though, that I have a special soft spot for chick flicks. Like, "Definitely Maybe," have you seen that one?
A: Man, that's not a chick flick. It's an Original Chick Flick.
by jauntyjackalope June 4, 2010
