The art of secretly placing a piece(s) of (sandwich) (meat) on a persons shoulder at a social function. The objective is to be steatlh, not get caught and see how long the person parades around without being informed or noticing.
There was some (meat shouldering) going on at the party last night and the pictures are posted on facebook - he has a piece of ham on one shoulder and salami on the other. He walked around for at least 30min before he figured out what the laughter was all about.
by johnnycat19 March 22, 2012
by Fast six January 02, 2016
A co-worker with whom you share a mutual, unspoken, and largely emotional attraction. There’s usually a heavy dose of sexual tension involved.
Person 1- Why does Marsha always sit beside Ethan in meetings?
Person 2- Oh girl please, she’s his work meat. Bitch bakes him cookies and shit.
Person 2- Oh girl please, she’s his work meat. Bitch bakes him cookies and shit.
by Siberian Tranny Orchestra December 23, 2018
This occurs when you yank out a tampon that is still relatively un-used. As you take the tampon out, the dry, un-used cotton sticks to the sides of your vaginawall, known as the "wall meat". So you are tugging on your wall meat a little as you take it out.
It's a seriously yuck-o feeling, and all you gentlemen out there are lucky you don't have to feel it.
It's a seriously yuck-o feeling, and all you gentlemen out there are lucky you don't have to feel it.
My tampon didn't go in straight, and now I have to pull it out; let's hope it's not stuck to the meat too badly.
by cindy_lolz July 24, 2012
by Dr. Johnson Pinkberry March 01, 2010
"Hey Charleston, want to go hit up the meat cafe for some dick?"
"Sure Julio, i could use a good dick right about now"
"Cool, we'll go meet my family there. They're bringing the kids"
"Sure Julio, i could use a good dick right about now"
"Cool, we'll go meet my family there. They're bringing the kids"
by Itohead August 29, 2009
A holy rod that can grant you 1 orgasm every 2 hours. Take precaution when inserting into a wizard sleeve because accidents while performing magic can summon crotch goblins.
"The wizard polished his meat staff every day, but was careful not to polish it too hard, for that would hurt."
by Walt Farmer June 25, 2008