cracking clocks

The act of making love robustly; " Well, I don't know- let's just say they wuz cracking clocks in there."
" Well, I don't know- let's just say they wuz cracking clocks in there."
by Pete Pigbristles June 29, 2014
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Weiner Clock

Two Hands + One Face + Your Mom = Weiner Clock
I don't know if you're good at math...but your mom is. Weiner Clock

#WeinerClock
by Guido and The Guy April 25, 2023
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Sex clock

Now u know what’s a sex clock
I use the “:sex clock:”
by Mr.GOAT.444 May 29, 2020
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Burning the clock

Having sex with a hooker who shows up looking nothing like their profile pic - but youre too horny to care
she looked nothing like her photo but i went for it anyway knowing i was just burning the clock
by ^^!$#@ October 12, 2019
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“Off the Clock”

A phrase for people who want to be left alone and unbothered for no reason
Friend 1: Hey! Can you help me with this?
Friend 2: Can’t you see I’m “off the clock” rn?!
Friend 1: But it’s lunch?
Friend 2: Uhhh bye— leave!
by HeyitsAuduck April 17, 2022
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Clock Style

Something to spice up your sex life, you set a timer or stopwatch and every time it goes off you switch to a new sex position.
Person 1: How are you and Jill doing?
Person 2: Well, honestly things were boring until last night when we tried clock style.
by thedefiner v4 March 09, 2015
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looking at the clock

Guy 1: Yo did you get caught looking at the clock?
Guy 2: Yerp. She talked to me about it after that period.
by Raptor1172 February 08, 2019
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