A large number of zebras that kill people who attempt to prove that black is white. Usually after proving the non-existence of God with a strange fish.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed at the next zebra crossing.
by Intelligence001 January 13, 2019
When you think of two different ideas while talking or typing and they mix together to form a sometimes awkward or mixed prase that is off topic or confusing.
Just after finishing homework and about to make something to eat.
Person 1: Ahh finally, im done.
Person 2: Good now we can get on with this game.
Person 1: Just hang on a second, I'm going to go get something to homework.
Person 2: Wait.. what did you just say?
Person 1: Oh, woops. I was thinking about getting something to eat and putting away my homework at the same time.
Person 2: Yea...
Person 1: Sorry, i get thought crossed alot.
Person 1: Ahh finally, im done.
Person 2: Good now we can get on with this game.
Person 1: Just hang on a second, I'm going to go get something to homework.
Person 2: Wait.. what did you just say?
Person 1: Oh, woops. I was thinking about getting something to eat and putting away my homework at the same time.
Person 2: Yea...
Person 1: Sorry, i get thought crossed alot.
by Jagwyer May 27, 2010
When the owner dresses their dog with the colors and and types of accessories usually associated with the opposite gender
Earl: Hey Grannie, is your new dog a girl? She's wearing a lot of pink bows.
Grannie: No Earl. His name is Fido.
Earl: Oh. Guess he's a cross woofer.
Grannie: No Earl. His name is Fido.
Earl: Oh. Guess he's a cross woofer.
by deputy_danger April 17, 2017
When you make a promise whilst crossing your fingers. Meaning that you don't have to keep your promise.
'I was so annoyed when she cross-promised'
by Blonest May 04, 2019
by Rum Tiger of 88' January 09, 2012
Member of the christian traveling community who brings crosses to places of debauchery to remind sinners that Jesus loves them.
I was walking down DP feeling all hammered when the cross tinkers approached me and asked me if I was aware that God loved me.
The cross tinkers bring crosses to IV because that's where they are needed the most.
The cross tinkers bring crosses to IV because that's where they are needed the most.
by Maximilian Sterling May 17, 2010
Putting your right middle finger over your left middle finger, shaping that of a cross. It is used primarilly as an insult to others. Kind of like the finger, only more creative.
by Anonymous July 06, 2003