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Business Nap

The act of taking a nap, hidden from your boss/supervisor or Teacher.

It is noted for it's shortness in length, and overall high quality of rest.

Also to be noted, is that it generally looks like the employee/student is fully awake/alert and doing their job.
"Dude, I got home from that party at 5, and went in to work at 7"

"How in the fuck did you make it through Johnson's powerpoint?"

"Easy, I took a business nap when he turned the lights off"
by Gasfarmer December 4, 2009
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Business daddy

A way to describe a parent company
I heard Last Week Tonight with John Oliver no longer has AT&T as a business daddy
by John 0liver April 19, 2022
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Do Business

When you’re out at a restaurant and you have your eye on two different items you’d like to order but it would be too much food and the other person you’re with also has their eye on the same two dishes. You order one and they order the other and you share the dishes.
Hey I’m craving the bbq chicken quesadilla and the Margarita pizza would you like to do business with me?

Of course! I had my eye on both of those too! Let’s “do business!”
by JennyMenny March 14, 2022
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the business lunch

the action of recieving oral pleasure while talking on your cell phone or recieving phone calls during such action
After everyone left I got the business lunch
by B-Dubs managers November 3, 2006
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small business

a hard working bitch who gets shit done
Amanda: how do i start a small business?
Bob: Sacrifice your Life!
by nothoughtsjustmonke March 12, 2021
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Lisa's business

The act of doing a poo. Often accompanied by excessive flatulence and smell. The poo is often runny.
I'll be right back, I've got to run and do my Lisa's business.
by True Dictionary Teller January 11, 2023
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Business Nerd

He’s a cool dude. Usually his name is Charles but we call him Chuck. He knows the ins and outs of business from restaurants, e-commerce, entertainment, or whatever makes money. He is a nerd in business which means he is a master of every area when it comes to quarter sales, projections, and forecasting future earnings.
Chuck knows his stuff. Business nerd.

Lori is one business nerd. Knows every detail when it comes to baking cookies and selling them.
by Hawk man November 30, 2021
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