Oil nose

A very lanky man who has a huge nose. He has alot of acne which is very red. He also has a huge, bulging adams apple whose name is adam. He is very bad at football and scores two out of ten shots he takes in the six yard box. He is very slow and his sister is very nice

Blimey did you see that geezer miss that open goal from inside the six yard box
I know. Hes a true oil nose
Woah shes a peng ting her brother must be oil nose

by The real mill December 10, 2019

drilling for oil

A rhetoric phrase used to mock women in absurdly high heels.

Are you drilling for oil?

by Gumba Gumba April 4, 2004

Strike oil

An act of revenge usually. While pulling out from fucking a woman in her ass, she continues to to shit on you and your dick.

" Last night, I made that mother fucker strike oil"

by Charger Brent May 22, 2006

drilling for oil

A sexual position in which the man stands over the woman, who may be on her back or knees with her cheeks spread, and inserts his penis repeatedly into her asshole, particularly when she has diarrhea.

Drilling for oil is a highly controversial practice that has fallen into disfavor in the last decade, primarily because of The toxins it can release into nearby areas such as your penis and bedsheets.

Doug put himself in immense danger by drilling Anna for oil without first checking the pressure of the well.

Left-wingers both drill and are drilled for oil but condemn BP and Haliburton for similar practices.

by Michael Scot Phisher Pfisterly September 23, 2011

Oil Change

The act of inserting a funnel into someone's asshole and then spewing your own diarrhea into said funnel.

My girl wanted a Cleveland Steamer last night. I wasn't feeling well so my poop wasn't solid. We opted for an Oil Change instead.

by TR653 October 18, 2008

strike oil

You're fucking a guy or girl up the ass, giving it to him/her with great gusto, and suddenly things start to smell pretty rank due to the uncontrolled release of feces, aka shit, or in the worst case scenario, diarrhea. This happens more to guys with dicks 8" or longer since they open the rectum's upper sphincter,

Dude, I was fucking this hot little college frat boy senseless, but then I struck oil and had to go wash my pubes out. Good thing I put an old towel on the bed!

by Ass bandit February 5, 2005

Oil Change

When you are sitting on the toilet, and the act of your poop dropping into toilet water, followed by the toilet water splashing up onto your anus.

Hey, Tom, how was your bowel movement?" "It was good, had an oil change which made the cleanup easier."

by PrescriptionK February 20, 2011