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Willy hand

Willy hand: where a man goes to for a pee and afterwards does not wash their hands. This therefore gives the man a 'willy hand', which potentially passes on willy germs to any unsuspecting person who happens to shake their hand.
In a crowed bar, Jane asks Fred, “Did you just go for a pee and not wash your hands?” “Sure.” “Ahhhhh Fred’s got Willy Hand, Fred’s got Willy hand!”
by Meadies December 29, 2015
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Gang Handed

Famously used by Kim Woodburn on the UK’s CBB (Celebrity Big Brother) television show.

To be gang handed to participate in or enable: ganging up on someone, bullying, inserting yourself in situations to over power and/or out number someone, to be apart of gang activity, to support authoritarianism, to support fascism, and to participate in organized crime.
“You girls are gang handed. Every time I have cross words with her you jump in.”

The police knew what they did was wrong and instead tried to cover each other’s asses, so no one got justice. They’re gang handed.”

“Bullies love to strike in front of their gang handed supporters.”
by RenegadeStar December 2, 2020
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hand wanding

An act used for manually penetrating an orifice for the purposes of pre lubrication prior to penetration via a limb, specially a hand, knuckle, finger, wrist or elbow... consent is a must for this activity...
Man, I’d love to give her a strong hand wanding, right up to the elbow...
by HandWander69 October 10, 2018
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Blacksmith Hands

When a guy has very rough, calloused hands. Usually a result from years of wear on the hands.
Sophie: Hey Tina, I heard Joe felt you up last night, how was it?

Tina: Wasnt as good as I was expecting, major case of blacksmith hands!

Sophie: Nasty...
by AnonBurger April 2, 2010
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hand happies

When your so excited your hands start dancing uncontrollably
I've got hand happies thinking about the vacation!
by TheDoctorPseudonym March 19, 2020
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Poon Hand

The hand you just put in a lady's vag.
*High five*
Dude#1: "Poon hand!"
Dude#2: "Ah, shit."
by Wentz March 5, 2007
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