long willy

A "Long Willy" is basically a big dick.

Person:"I have a long Willy."
Girl:"I like that."

by Slayermanlion June 10, 2018

Long-wilson

When one must take a giant shit and would rather not say it directly, the alternative is to advise they are going to take a long Wilson. Also the last name of and English couple in Peckham rye, London.

“Fuck, that curry has gone right though me...think I need to take a long-Wilson.”

by Long-Wilson December 27, 2019

the long one

a bigger than usual erection

my girl came over last night and i gave her the long one!

by Juan De Longezone April 10, 2009

Long idiot

A term created by Dankpods describing his female pet python named frank.

Can also describe any snake or other reptile thag is long and not very intelligent

"Frank you're the Long idiot"

by Squibitz April 17, 2022

long sleep

Peaceful death

Work sucked I’m ready for the long sleep

by Ditullio650 October 17, 2019

long wong

1) A large penis
2) A tall Asian man

1) I’ve got a long wong
2) Ching Chong Ding Dong is a long wong

by UWUasaurus April 21, 2019

Jun Long

Jun long is an amazing dude. A memelord. He is outgoing and honest. He’s a caveman who never leaves his house and loves video gaming. His favorite word is goddammit. He’s also really tall and cute.

Tell Jun long anything and his response will be “Goddammit”.

“Goddammit”
Stop saying goddammit, you’re such a Jun long right now.

by Cakelord101 November 25, 2021