nikea

some one with a small dick. so small it can barly be seen.

nikea's genitals needs a telescope to see it.
worlds smallest dick of the human race, smaller than a rat's penis.

by kurtman2009 October 22, 2013

Nike

Not to be pronouced as the shoe.
(Nigh k) A Nike a woman who acts all hood and whatnot when she actually comes from a generally wealthy background and knows nothing of the actual ghetto and it's dangers.

girl #1: Hey, you know that girl Shyra?

girl #2: unfortunately, what about her?

girl #1: She's a total Nike, she acts all ghetto, and i saw her leave school in a limo..

girl #2: ugh..Nikes are the ghetto equivalent to scene kids.

by Humorous Halucinogen. April 25, 2009

Nike Face

A celebratory facial expression that involves a full protrusion of the tongue out of an open-mouthed smile. Most often it is accompanied by a subtle head nod and a boisterous 'yeeaahhh,' usually unintelligible due to the placement of the tongue. The Nike Face is prominent among groups of college aged males as well as drunken high school girls.

"Come have a shot with me, you bitch!" Becky called out to Misty, giving her the Nike Face as she held up a bottle of Jose Cuervo.

by Joel Schmitz October 29, 2007

Nikeism

Created on July.21,2011 by a group of sex addicts, Nikeism is the belief in having sexual intercourse with anything and everything.

The believer in Nikeism (Nikeist) had sexual intercourse for 3 hours with his brown lamp. It is now white.

by TheGuyBro July 22, 2011

niko's life

pointless

niko's life sucks and is pointless

by ohlordyme23 March 7, 2016

niko nadeau

the cutest

niko nadeau is the best human being out there

by your girllll April 6, 2017

Nike Nazi

People who are butthurt about a shoe ad to the point where they have threaten to fine/fires employees and burn their Nike shoes

“Hey man, that dude will not stop staring at your Nikes, I think he’s a Nike Nazi”

by Gingersnap322 September 8, 2018