Norwegian Bird’s Nest

Requirements: Obese Woman, Eggs, and Male.

A Norwegian Bird’s Nest is when you fuck a short stubby fat chicks rolls, cum in them, then crack an egg and eat it out.

Origins: A Norwegian Bird’s Nest is defined after the nests that many birds leave on the side of cliffs.

Man that chick is so fat I could pop a Norwegian Bird’s Nest on that hoe.

by Wtfsir October 31, 2025

Birds Nest

To gently lay toilet paper on top of the mound in a port-a-potty, then laying your poop down atop it for the next visitor.

Hey buddy, I left you a birds nest in there, enjoy the view.

by Mararrrr May 19, 2025

pidgeon nesting

When you go so deep whilst smashing your partner your Pubes mesh together forming what looks like a bird's nest hence pidgeon nesting!

I went so deep last night I was pidgeon nesting her!

by gomezfarrell August 10, 2016

Skegness Smeg Nest

When a woman with a bad yeast infection, has multiple loads shhot into her pubic hair. The man waits until the semen and discharge dry, then he feeds it to the woman like a bird feeds its young.

Jane was looking hungry, so the guys gave her a Skegness Smeg Nest.

by Curthydra695 April 3, 2025

human Nest

It’s that thing when a bunch of midgets in parkas wrap themselves around you to conserve body heat when camping

“Looking for a new way to stay warm when staying the night outside? Throw out those sleeping bags and rent yourself a Human Nest”

by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020

nest

Formed during extremely long periods of continuous gaming, a large, defined indentation in the couch or chair of a gamer surrounded by cheetos, pizza hut, monster energy drink, hot pockets, pop tarts, mountain dew, pretzels and other various junk foods. Resembles the nests of sticks and twigs created by birds

Doug has been sitting in his nest eating take-out and playing Halo: Reach for 3 days straight.

by 2ndBreakfast777 October 3, 2011

Autism Nest

Elephant in the room; what happens when, despite all the Caucasian Provelege in the world, elderly racist Caucasian men with access to the matrix (which, obviously, they only have due to their Caucasian Provelege) refuse to live in reality, don't care how they are perceived in public, and were never punished for their actions because they live in societies that honor Caucasian Provelege above all else.

Caucasian Provelege is responsible for Osama Bin Ladin, Omar Mateen, the entirety of India and Free Palestine. Also responsible for the illegal Caucasian immigrants; nobody would be flinging themselves around jungles in Belize pretending to be a Native American and wielding spears if Daddy in Iraq would have canes their asses.

Autism Nests will be thrown away; newspaper articles, what I wrote and mainstream media will stay!

Caucasian Provelege is the fact that capitalism only exists for the colonized and not the colonizer; illegal Caucasian colonizers are let in the hundreds of thousands, and I have to validate their racial confusion.

The US Census director already confirmed that Indians are Caucasians; Mindy Kaling's brother already got kicked out of college for not identifying as Caucasian. There is no scientific, historic, legal or practical reason to call Caucasians anything else.

Not only that?

Kumail Nanjiani is a whack ass confused cracker, and that's that! Only Caucasians in the room are Osama Bin Ladin and Omar Mateen.

Autism Nest is when I randomly get flooded with Caucasian Guilt tears from the governments of India and Free Palestine.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 September 5, 2024