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needs a date with a razor

A guy in need of a shave real bad!
He sure looks like he needs a date with a razor!

A guy who hasn't shaved for awhile
by Gamcocklady March 31, 2014
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We need to talk.

If your girlfriend gives you this text, you're out of luck. If somebody else does though, they searched your browser history and found your "secret stuff."
"My girlfriend says we need to talk. I'm gonna hide and change my identity if you don't mind.
by Masterchief2653 April 1, 2015
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hand needs butt

When you really need to grab some ass, you want your whole hand on that, your hand needs that ass
The amount of time is refrain myself from saying hand needs butt is crazy
by funnyshit101 November 12, 2016
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Special Needs Relationship

The current state of the "Special Relationship" between Trump's America and Brexit Britain, both having gotten largely out of hand in the last two years.
US: I don't know which one of us is dumber now, you with Brexit or us with Trump.
UK: Actually, we're both pretty fucked, mate. The Special Relationship has really become the Special Needs Relationship now.
by nambiancovfefe June 14, 2018
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Need For Speed Payback

A weird need for speed game that’s hallow.
Hey, what are you doing?
Just playing some Need For Speed Payback.
Oh shit. Not that again!
by Justicewithtacosandweed November 14, 2019
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We need to talk...

The person who sent/told you this is probably going to break up with you. Don’t take it personal, they just don’t want to be with you. 💔
Boy 1: We need to talk...
Girl 1: NO! *runs away*
by DreamAboutAnything January 31, 2020
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We need to talk

It's always bad news. It's either your girl wants to talk to you because she thinks you cheated or your parents found all that stuff you hid on your phone like porn or just some really weird crap
Mum: Sweetheart, we need to talk
Jeff: *sweating* What's up mum?
Mum: Care to explain this? *Shows folder full of porn*
Jeff: Fuck.

Or

Becky: Baby, we need to talk.
Jeff: What's up, honey? *nervous laugh*
Becky: Have you been sleeping with my sister?
Jeff: Fuck.
by It's_Kiera_Bitch September 4, 2020
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