nations cap

Chocolate City moe. Washington DC, home of go-go, mambo sauce, greatest president to ever be in office "Obama", high crime rates, mayors on crack and under rated for its size. Everyone be rockin New Balances, Nike Boots, dreads and northface.

Best place on earth soufeast all day.

Person#1: I went to the nations cap to gain knowledge on its history and i ended up losin my watch,car,wallet, and my wife to a black man.

Person#2: damn thats shitty, atleast you were lucky enough to make it out alive.

by BAIT. January 20, 2009

National dick pic day

Happens April 12th it’s when you take a pic of your dick and send it to the person who asked for that pic.

National dick pic day means taking a photo of your dick.

by Yummyd:3 April 11, 2019

National Send Booty Pics Day

On April 13th you can ask any girl to send you a booty pic and she can’t say no.

Guy: Hey it’s National Send Booty Pics Day so send a booty pic.

Girl: Well it’s a national holiday so I guess I have to.

by Billy Cunningham April 13, 2019

National sit on lap day

On April 25th You can sit on anyone lap for the day

Me: Why you sitting on his or her lap
Be: It’s national sit on lap day

by Jack🔥 April 15, 2019

National arch your back day

June 1st , walk around with your back arched like some flat girls at school. Because it’s what you guys are best at archin dat shit

“Hey it’s national arch your back day act like the thots !”

by Hotjalapeño May 21, 2019

National Good Person Day

January 26. This day is the day where no one can be considered a bitch. It’s a great day of insults.

Say whatever you want on January 26 because it’s National Good Person Day

by heyb October 19, 2019

National Suck Ian’s Balls Day

Ian’s all over the world love this holiday because on this day they will get there nuts sucked

This day is on October 31st

Josh- Ian did you know it’s National Suck Ian’s Balls Day?
Ian- No, but hell yeah im tryna get my balls sucked

by IanDaddy69 October 21, 2019