Karl Nelson

the coolest, raddest man alive. has a hot booty. is not to be associated with austen conn

that blonde kid. who rocks hard.

by dirtysanchez December 13, 2004

Nelson

Small town in england well known for being the most boring place on the earth

god i hate living in nelson, theres nothing to do here

by Effyofthebates April 24, 2011

folmar nelson

sorta like a father nelson just on folmar's

i put ryan folmar in the folmar nelson

by jack March 15, 2005

Zac Nelson

a Zac nelson is a little 12 year old midget fucker that rapes little children, but only on saturday nights, if it was a monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday or a sunday he would have to fuck a donkey if he needs a bangarang

"Oh, he is such a Zac Nelson"

by Z.Nish3rmeo November 4, 2014

Nelson

A Nelson is someone who is a level above a retard, who has little or no common sense and usually has 4 kids to 7 different women. Majority Of Nelson's have no math skills, and usually can be found on gumtree trying to sell 2 car CD players for £25 each or both for £70.

Ben: If you're pregnant with twins are you pregnant for 18 months?

Nath: Shut up you fat fuck small dicked Nelson.

by Newy2k7 March 17, 2017

nelson king

Chinese Godess

by Shantia April 9, 2003

washed up willy-nelson

a dick that has had so much sexual arousment, that he is incapable of carrying on

"i had sex three times this week and ive been as limp as a dead fish!"

by adam told you mj May 13, 2005