by John Conde May 03, 2023
Got myself all cleaned up and ready to go back to the party, then I got hit with a Tijuana mudslide. Welp, I guess no blowjobs for me tonight!
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Damn, took me a long time to get my asshole clean again. Now to go back to the party and get Angelica to suck my dick!
You sHit right back down come boy! I didn’t give you permission to leave.
Bitch, I am done taking orders from a fucking taco. I don’t care how many Tijuana Mudslides you put down my pants. I’m getting my dick sucked. Fuck. You!
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Damn, took me a long time to get my asshole clean again. Now to go back to the party and get Angelica to suck my dick!
You sHit right back down come boy! I didn’t give you permission to leave.
Bitch, I am done taking orders from a fucking taco. I don’t care how many Tijuana Mudslides you put down my pants. I’m getting my dick sucked. Fuck. You!
Got myself all cleaned up and ready to go back to the party, then I got hit with a Tijuana mudslide. Welp, I guess no blowjobs for me tonight!
_________________________________________
Damn, took me a long time to get my asshole clean again. Now to go back to the party and get Angelica to suck my dick!
*You sHit right back down come boy! I didn’t give you permission to leave.*
Bitch, I am done taking orders from a fucking taco. I don’t care how many Tijuana Mudslides you put down my pants. I’m getting my dick sucked. Fuck. You!
_________________________________________
Damn, took me a long time to get my asshole clean again. Now to go back to the party and get Angelica to suck my dick!
*You sHit right back down come boy! I didn’t give you permission to leave.*
Bitch, I am done taking orders from a fucking taco. I don’t care how many Tijuana Mudslides you put down my pants. I’m getting my dick sucked. Fuck. You!
by thierrion July 21, 2022
When youre doing anal in a bouncy house, pull out too fast, and all of the Dominican food previously consumed explodes right out. Much like the Dominican republic's mudslides.
by Masterbeaner February 02, 2016
A process in which a person puts a funnel in their turd cutter and slides down a metal slide gradually accumulating feces used as a lubricant for the slide. As the dung skunk reaches the end of the slide, they push more poop out, and as the funnel slides out, they accelerate and fly into a crowd of children splattering them in shit as they watch the person fly while dusting dung on them in disbelief.
Hey Derek, I found the perfect opportunity to use my new crow control technique, the Niagara Mudslide
by GothamGasProducer February 05, 2025
When you have to take a nasty crap immediately after showering. Must occur before grabbing the dying towel.
by [NDC]Octane December 01, 2019
Steve: I saw this black guy who looked Asian at the caterpillar euthanasia clinic today
Bob: Must have been a Filipino mudslide
Steve: probably
Bob: Must have been a Filipino mudslide
Steve: probably
by GingeMcGee June 21, 2014