Midnight Rule

When studying for an exam, anything learned after midnight will be forgotten the next day.

I stayed up all night cramming, but didn't do well on the test because I was so tired. Should have remembered the midnight rule and gotten a good night's sleep.

by Richard H January 14, 2008

Midnight Chinwack

Kicking someone in the chin, usually with your heel when their behind you.

Derived from Sifl & Olly, by Chester.

He was pissin me off so i gave him a midnight chinkwack, yo.

by F!Fi September 1, 2005

Midnight rider

Someone who masterbates while driving at night with the interior car lights on. Often has the intention of startling women driving alongside him.

Bailey was scarred when she glanced over at a stop light and saw a midnight rider grinning at her and stroking his cock.

by QueenLina July 7, 2016

Midnight Dump

When you wake up in the middle of the night to take a massive shit. Often caused by booze or Mexican food.

I woke up to my wife taking a midnight dump after a long night of drinking and Thai food.

by Hambgrface August 20, 2021

Midnight Sahara

After havung sex without lubrication and in the act of foreplay you grab icy hot instead of lubrication. The aforementioned naughty parts of your partner are engulfed and your relationship is tarred.

Guy 1: oh dude I completely messed up last night...

Guy 2: what?

Guy 1: I midnight sahara'd my girlfriend last night...

Guy 2: hahahahaha!

by Dacatameow March 21, 2012

midnight service

During the late 1950s, the act of stealing hubcaps off cars at night.

My car received some unwanted midnight service.

by Ampris May 6, 2017

Midnight Watch

A type of movie which grabs your attention while passing and you have to sit down and finish it.

Princess Bride is my midnight watch.

by tom_foolery87 January 4, 2021