miami zaq mode

dick long. money longer. your bitch bad? my bitch awful. a state of mind and being.
John balled the fuck out last night. Bro went miami zaq mode.
by senorfishy June 15, 2024
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Miami right

When you make a right turn on red from a lane other than the right most lane, usually to avoid traffic that is using the right lane to go straight through the intersection.
“I was late to work, and made a Miami right cause some jackass was taking to long to turn”
by Aweebutter July 22, 2022
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Miami beehive

I woke up with spermatozoa in my hair.
I went to bed with alone and woke up with this Miami beehive.
by Jibba1 February 05, 2022
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Miami Pufferfish

An oral sex method in which one party engages in cunnilingus on the receiving party, whether anally or vaginally. The giving party gathers at least half a glass of orange juice inside of their cheeks, until puffed like a pufferfish, before going down on the receiving individual. Once their lips meet the orifice of choice, they open up the hole and shoot the orange juice into the hole until their cheeks are empty. For optimal performance, squirt every drop inside the person.
Girl 1: "I can't talk to that man anymore..."

Girl 2: "Why is he a dick?"

Girl 1: "No he's just weird, he wanted to try the Miami Pufferfish again."
by RoguSpanish January 18, 2022
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Miami Fresh

Describes a typical douche bag that resides in Miami. He sometimes wears a stringer and is overly tan and is just full of douche-baggery.
Can be used to insult the douche without coming off as directly calling him a douche.
Douche: "hai girl you be looking hot!"
Girl: "OMG Becky he so Miami fresh ugh."
by VileCreation69 April 26, 2019
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Miami shopping cart

Gary lay off the Miami shopping carts you might get diarrhea.
by Popeye the shopping man November 14, 2022
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Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...
by The Miami Monkey January 18, 2022
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