A girl who is a master of all sexual activities involving the penis. Considered to be a penis genius. One who is consider an expert with the cock, or a cockspert.

Wow this girl is great in bed, she must be a Melanie.

Melanie by St33l April 24, 2009

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Melanie

Honestly one of the best things that will ever happen to you. A Melanie is the type of girl you meet once in your life and the girl you should never let go of. She's kind, warm-hearted, and has a great sense of humor. Her beauty is unmatched and she will literally be the most beautiful girl in your eyes. If you are lucky enough to have her... never let her go. While nobody is perfect, she's the closest thing there is to perfection. The feelings you get when you are around her are unmatched and she will make your world a better place in every way. A day with her is a great day... And even the days without her can be good days because just thinking of her will make everything better. She is the girl you've always wanted, and when you finally have her, it will make you feel like the luckiest guy in the world.

"Dude you go out with Melanie?"

"Yeah she's amazing man you can't even begin to understand"

Melanie by Her Corny Black Bear July 23, 2013

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melaninitis

Wanting to be darker skinned and/or black so much to the point where you lifestyle reflects that of the color which you want to be.

A disease where a white person wants to be black.

Person 1: "aye yall, check my new j's"

Person 2 to Person 3: "isn't he white?"

Person 3 to Person 2: "yeah. he's got a bad case of melaninitis."

melaninitis by ~BK~RP~ November 10, 2010

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