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hoe-ius maximus

they are hoes that are big
(fat hoe walks by)
"dang look at the hoe-ius maximus"
by sam to the antha August 12, 2005
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the ultimate form of orange also known as a dirty high liter this species is very rare and only come fron sinaloa, they are relatives of the pinamis blocksamiss and sometimes work together to fuck others game up
Hey man you are acting like an Johnamis maxis(0rangoTang0,lil Hitler)now fucking leave.
by El Bear December 22, 2008
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Maxis

Maxis is a kind little potato. She is loving to all. She is a great advice giver. She is a little cupid. She is sweet like a peach. She is weird and helpful, generous and kind. Beautiful, gorgeous, and jaw-dropping.
Maxis is such an unique name.
by Peace\mattey May 31, 2019
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Marius

He is very handsome and clever person who also is very tall. His dick is also very big (21 inches)
That very tall guy Marius?
by 6969johan6969 October 31, 2019
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minimus maximus

A sexual maneuver involving sticking your little finger (which is known as the minimus) into your partners anus and fingering them furiously, until you injure or break your little finger. This is when you've reached the maximum fingering your little finger can do.
Guy 1: Dude, the minimus maximus DESTROYED my finger
Guy 2: Then why do you keep doing it?
Guy 1: 'Cause it keeps the lady happy, boi.
by TDOUD June 15, 2017
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Douche Bag Maximus

Donald Trump is the most Douchiest Douche Bag in the History of Bags of Douches. He kills kids with Sledge Hammers. He kills puppies and kittens with Napalm. He hates all black people. He bought an island off the coast of Florida where he practices Slavery.
ass hole who hates all black people. Bastardbigotracistnazi. He is the end all Douche Bag Maximus
by Mike Pizow May 20, 2011
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Jagoff Maximus

Someone on the very top of the jagoff heap. A person unworthy of continuing existance
"Hey, guess how the last Harry Potter book ends?"
Shut UP Jagoff Maximus!
by John Lease August 5, 2007
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