Matthew
That really sexy hot ass mother fucker that cums all over you in bed and has a really big dick, usually 100 inches and fucks a girl named cameron
Matthew by Oofoafoaofa May 17, 2019
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The most annoying, high-pitched prick in the entire universe and beyond. Stay a far distance away from this monstrosity. Be warned: You may get Ebola if you are between 15-20 meters radius.
Matthew by -The Awesome Person! October 23, 2017
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Matthew, a guy you will learn to love. He can come on as a jerk but eventually he finds his way into your heart. If you know a matthew get to know him, hes the funniest and sexisest guy you will ever meet. If hes your boyfriend dont ever let him go. Matthews go best with girls named: Brandy, Elle, Maya, Sara and Hannah. if a matthew likes you youll know its mostly obvious. IF YOU GET HIM HOLD ON TIGHT AND NEVER LET HIM GO!!!! matthews are good at sports and usally have very brown eyes and nice brown hair. Matthews are very very very good kissers and amazing at everything
Matthew
An all around stand up guy. He is funny and can be pretty stupid at times. Not always charming in his ways but the same can't be said for his looks. He is the life of the party always pumping it up and knows exactly when something is wrong just by looking at the person of interest. He can always solve that problem no matter what lengths he must go to. His sense of humor isn't always the best but nothing gets him down. An example would be, " Well my grandmother died. Oh well I just knew shed kick the bucket soon!". Can be odd at times and like to make people laugh with corny and trashy jokes.
Matthew by Drek and Shronkey May 21, 2018
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matthew is the kind of guy you would fall in love with. i know, because i have.
the best type of matthews are brown hair, brown eyes with freckles.
although matthews can be the sweetest and are full of banter,
they can be the biggest fucking shitheads ever.
they’ll ignore u.
they’ll upset u.
they’ll break ur heart.
they’re the biggest assholes.
but there’s plenty of things that will make up for it.
matthews are caring boys who’ll make the best boyfriends.
he ruins ur day then saves it at the last minute.
u may think that he’s a toxic person so have in ur life, but u can’t help but miss a matthew.
the best type of matthews are brown hair, brown eyes with freckles.
although matthews can be the sweetest and are full of banter,
they can be the biggest fucking shitheads ever.
they’ll ignore u.
they’ll upset u.
they’ll break ur heart.
they’re the biggest assholes.
but there’s plenty of things that will make up for it.
matthews are caring boys who’ll make the best boyfriends.
he ruins ur day then saves it at the last minute.
u may think that he’s a toxic person so have in ur life, but u can’t help but miss a matthew.
Matthew by loveulotslikejellytots June 19, 2018
Matthew
A Matthew you, normally shortened as Matt are very funny, cute, and normally has gorgeous brown eyes. A Matthew is a very good friend by always being there and keeping you strong. If you have a Matthew in your life please please do not let him go, because trust me you’ll need him!
Matthew by e.bar2els4 July 29, 2018