A White Nigga.. Any Guy Is Blacker Than Him...Wears Fucking Clear Ass Nigga Glasses Because He Is White As Fuck...Eats Fucking Frosted Flakes Because Of How White He Is. Nigga is Whiter than Michael Jackson.
Ted: Where Is Matthew
Me: Probably Jacking Of Because He Is Paler As Fuck.. He Fucking Paler Than The Color White Like Goddamn He Is White
Ted: U Right U Right
Me: Probably Jacking Of Because He Is Paler As Fuck.. He Fucking Paler Than The Color White Like Goddamn He Is White
Ted: U Right U Right
by BiggleMcPiggleWrigles November 11, 2019
THE most underrated youtuber of all time. Dylan is one of the funniest people on the internet, complete with a great personality and a charming smile. He is know for his movie commentary, game play, and other videos. Subscribe to Dylan Is In Trouble to become a troublemaker.
-Yo did you see that new Dylan Is In Trouble movie commentary video??
-Yes! Dylan Matthews is so sanitary!
-Yes! Dylan Matthews is so sanitary!
by troublemaker :) August 04, 2019
by Oop ok October 21, 2019
Dylan Matthews is a rare plant that only grows in Minnesota. Even though this special plant is as large as a tree, it's also thin like bamboo. To make sure that the Dylan Matthew will survive, it needs a lot of sour patch kids and bad movies. Otherwise Dylan will not participate and is in trouble. Another special feature about this really unique plant is, that it makes interesting noises in the wind, like "yikes", "it's a misdirect" and "misoa is my girlfriend".
by sabrinamelody August 12, 2019
Maison Matthews is a semi professional retail stock trader, specializing in losing large amount's of money in short periods of time for maximum tax write off's by going all in.
by Kitcloudkicker September 28, 2020
Well known for his role as Alec Lightwood in the TV show Shadowhunters. The dreamiest motherfucker you will ever see.
Matthew Daddario has my heart.
by The Billy of all Billys February 13, 2017