a retarded douche bag asshole that beats up people for fun and thinks his blonde hair is cool, he never really gets pussy and is a virgin, he is the worst person to hangout with
by Panel to June 13, 2017
Get the jack mattermug. Don't care bitch. Don't care what effect it does or doesn't have. No I don't have to sit here and be watched for the rest of my life.
Hym "Doesn't matter. So if I don't watch the people responsible for me being watched suffer some form of consequences and am not give access to the medium used. I will kill the first kid I get my hands on and I will kill as many as I can."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2024
Get the Doesn't mattermug. A situation involving more than one degenerate that usually involves some intricate plan or scheme that is destined to fail or end up with one or all of said degenerates in jail.
by Mrfuckinawesome June 24, 2025
Get the degenerate mattermug. The remaining smokable chunks left at the bottom of a cashed bowl. The user needs to sift through the ashes or simply blow off the top to find the nug matter.
by Kaboni August 17, 2011
Get the Nug Mattermug. A popular YouTuber whose videos typically features his daughter, Salish Matter. His channel became popular when fans started shipping Salish Matter and Nidal Wonder (Nalish).
by Term Definer March 30, 2024
Get the Jordan Mattermug. So... If I were to say the if the method by which tabs are being kept on me isn't volunteered I am going to light a day care on fire... And you didn't volunteer the information I required... If I burned down the day care... That would be on the people keeping tabs on me, correct? I don't think you would agree with that. But if YOU say if you don't leave the area... We're going to bomb it with you in it... And that's not our fault... Because we told you what you need to do to not get bombed... So that's on the people we intended to bomb? It's the exact same argument. Except I'm the bad guy in the first scenario and you're the good guy in the latter. You see how that works? You've subscribed to a moral system where no matter what you do you're never the bad guy. You're doing your little ritual so everything you do is kosher.
Hym "Nope. Doesn't matter. If you blow up children, it doesn't matter that you told them to leave the area. You're the one who pressed the button. It demonstrates that you value retribution more than you value child lives. Which renders your claim to moral superiority illusory. And like sex with a retard in a group home, if it wouldn't fly for me then it shouldn't. The DIFFERENCE between you and I is that I don't claim to be morally superior to everyone and then explode children. At least I admit I'm the bad guy. And I actually haven't killed any kids yet. You're also not the arbiter of who bares responsibility for actions. 'I'm doimg this thing but THAT FUCKING GUY IS TO BLAME' he says. That's hilarious! It's totally coming full circle on this one!"
by Hym Iam October 16, 2023
Get the Doesn't Mattermug. by The Duck Collector May 11, 2018
Get the Breast Mattermug.