Maple Leafs

The best team of any sport! They pwn the NHL, and all of j00! They have the best players and goalie, they WILL win the cup, i promise u!

"The Leafs r the best, the cup is waiting for them. GO LEAFS GO!!"

by The Person That Does A Limited Amount Of Anything. April 6, 2003

Maple Grove

The Twin Cities suburb with the highest household income, you'd think this city would be home to charitable, kind people. Alas, it also boasts higher poverty than other suburbs and a distinct arrogant, almost royal, tone in everything its citizens say. You know when you've met a citizen of this fair town when they smell the air and say, "You smell like a trailer park, you must be from Blaine."

Where are you from?
Maple Grove
Oh, forgive me for not bowing, your highness

by AnonymousSquirrellMonkeyFlyer April 14, 2010

Maple Leafs

One of the most hated teams in the NHL...if not in all sports. This hatred is spawned by jealousy only because the Toronto Maple Leafs, in fact are very well skilled and probably have the best team in the NHL to date! They continue to build their team, slowly but surely, and I guaruntee, they'll win the cup race!

"The Maple Leafs are going all the way boys!"

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

MapleStory

The polar opposite of RuneScape. It is an MMORPG that you will have fun playing, then stop for whatever reason and never want to play again. On the contrary, RuneScape is a game that isn't really fun to play but you'll always come back to it when you're bored.

A: "Hey, wanna go do something productive with our lives?"
B: "Nah, playing MapleStory."
A: "KK, I'll ask again in a month"
B: "Sure thing, I'll probably be tired of stabbing tree stumps with butter knives by then."

by Eclair Blanc June 6, 2010

maples

Definite fag, usually has shaved head and mexican wife.

Wow that guy really is a maples.

by George Franklin May 18, 2007

maple syrup sex

When level ten Canadians have sex they secrete maple syrup out of their orifices. Not to be confused with level nine Canadians who only use it for lube.

Paul: After that hockey game on Friday do you want to partake in maple syrup sex?

Nick: Only if we're talking about level 10 maple syrup sex, not that level 9 shit.

by Bedsheetgoddess February 3, 2015

Maple Ridge

A suburban town in the northeast part of the Greater Vancouver Area. Its residents supposedly tolerate drunk driving.

Maple Ridge expat: Wow, people get mad if yoi drink and drive here.

Other person: Don't they everywhere?

Maple Ridge expat: Not in Maple Ridge, cowabunga dude!!!

by The guy who browses December 8, 2017