“Maddy”

“Maddy is a huge slut that prefers to take it in the ass and frequently likes to be choked. She also jumps from guy to guy and leads them on without worry. Maddy also has the body of a 5 year old so when you hear “body like a back road” a maddy has a body like a highway. Zero fucking curves

Girl 1: “I think I wanna have a 4 way with 3 guys”

Girl 2: don’t be a “maddy” your vagina can’t handle that.

Girl 1: fuck it I’ll pay for the hospital bill after

by Mr.doublefister November 9, 2018

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A Maddie is the type of person who controls every situation. Not because she wants to...because she HAS to! It's in her DNA. When she wants something, she MUST get it or she'll throw a hissy fit that no one cares to see. Even though she has a control freak personality, we still love her because she has all the test answers. If you ever come across a Maddie, make sure to tell them they need Jesus right away and lead them to the nearest church.

Maddie is super duper cray-cray

by Kewlkidzzzz April 20, 2017

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don't judge a book by it's cover when it comes to a maddie, they may seem sweet and caring but there's a whole different side to them. This goody two shoes will go out of her way as much as she can to make herself seem like a completely different person. An unreliable, untrustworthy "friend". she'll only come around when she needs something, and forget you even existed once better offers come around. Never trust a maddie.

"maddie canceled our plans once again"
"i don't get why you keep forgiving maddie"

by cookiesandmilk8620 June 5, 2017

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