a sentence used to describe lube for those too poor to afford or in a desperate situation and require lubrication. inferring that council estates (of the uk) may be too poor to afford any decent lubrication. coined in the same sense that "council pop" refers to water from a tap.
him - "lets have anal sex"
Her - "but we havent got any lube!"
him - "thats fine, ive got council lube"
him - *spits in hand*
Her - "but we havent got any lube!"
him - "thats fine, ive got council lube"
him - *spits in hand*
by unclebob1923 January 19, 2010
When it's cold and you feel like you have snot coming out of your nostrils, but they are dry to the touch.
by Richie Roach October 15, 2023
When a person or persons decides to attempt a repair or modification that, on paper, should improve or simplify a function or task. But instead drastically makes it worse. Or when something simple causes a catastrophic failure.
My airsoft AEG needs to have a replacement hop up unit installed, I will fully lube the bucking to get it in easier.......why is my gun hunting ants and not other players?
by Cvpigunguy April 10, 2019
"It was all so romantic until about a shovel full of nature's anti-lube got in the way and we had to stop."
by spookfish May 09, 2021
by Coleman Lee March 14, 2015
by jprezz February 14, 2024
To get his mind functioning properly for the test on differential equations, Axel stopped at Starbucks for a cup of brain lube.
by BCATThompson October 07, 2021