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London Fog

A fart in a steamy shower creating a fog like cloud that mimics the rainy and rancid city of London.
I was having a good morning till I accidentally gave myself a London Fog. Now my breakfast is coming back up.
by fartenthusiast December 25, 2020
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Think London

Thinking London is the mindset that people from the capital have. Nothing is better than London, nothing is bigger than London. Other British cities are silly, they all have funny accents and they don't pay £9.80 for a large glass of wine. London is best.
"Shall we go to Manchester for a weekend?"

"But they're all poor up North."

"Yeah and they smell like chips."

"They probably haven't even got an Oceana. Think London."
by ThinkBanter August 18, 2013
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london downs

london downs peformed at the roxxy
by 2kapz November 27, 2020
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London Calling

a song by the British punk rock band the Clash. It was released as a single from the band's 1979 double album of the same name
London Calling was recorded at Wessex Studios located in a former church hall in Highbury in North London
by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023
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London boater

Seasoned London Boater

A seasoned boater is defined by the percentage of alcohol and drugs in their bloodstream in relation with actual blood. That's different to a pickled boater which uses just alcohol as the defining variable

There's a third type recognised by their use of marine terms and language as well as references to landluvies, making them appear to the uninitiated that they are cruising through Cape horn every winter when in fact they never left the non-tidal inner London canals and the biggest wave they experienced was that created by a goose dunking in the water from the towpath. They are defined as being full of shit but there is no prerequisite for specific blood content by volume
“Hey, wanna go try and interview a London Boater again? I hear they bring clicks”

Na man, we try that every year and every time we try we just get ridiculed”
by Stoneageman June 13, 2022
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London Tran

blond chink, part of the most hated group at katy highschool. feen.... got logged out of her netflix account.... alcoholic much....druggie much.....
omg have you seen that short chink London Tran?!
"which one the blond one?"
by the other chink in the example November 8, 2021
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East London

The most ghetto and ratchet part of London. Girls in East London are known for having sexual relations in public toilets. Most people from east get turned pack.
eg: did you hear about jazz the girl who got blown out in stratford toilets, east london girls are skunked
by xsvbn May 11, 2020
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