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Locke

(John Locke) a famous political philospher who wrote Two Treatises of Government. He was the pioneer of the social contract theory. Also the alias of Peter Wiggin in Enders Game.
by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003
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Locked On

‎'Locked On' - adjective: slang pod term used to describe moments when a person gets completely obsessed with an idea and keeps running with it until they realise that they're acting like a freak. Often includes rambling and random tangents. Generally 'locked on' period lasts no more than 5-10 minutes, but has been known to extend to the wee hours of the morning and result in some really stupid decisions (commonly combined with alcohol/alternate means of intoxication in these extremes).
Talking about someone. "Wow, they got locked on."
by podling October 13, 2010
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head lock

someone puts there arm around your head and squeezes
today at school i got a head lock and a wedgie for wearing briefs
by wedgie nerd 1 January 29, 2009
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goat locker

The compartment in the front of a submarine designed to house "the goats" or enlisted personnel ranked E-7 or above. This compartment usually has a small berthing area and a small desk and a large coffee pot and a shitter. The activities contained within this space usually involves random urine testing, drinking coffee, stroking goats and general digging Navy life.
Damn, I have to go to the goat locker and take a whiz quiz. I sure hope Cheif Porter isn't up there!
by message_tied_to_a_brick June 29, 2004
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lip lock alarm clock

when yo bitch wakes you up by sucking yo cock
Yo, this morning Chelle woke me up with a hummer, the lip lock alarm clock!
by Natedogg420 December 24, 2008
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testicle lockbox

A figurative device, in which a woman hold's a man's manhood, preventing him from acting as per his natural state. Implicit in this arrangement is that the woman has means of reprisal against the man, and should he misbehave, grave consequences await. Most commonly used to describe arrangements in spousal or significant-other relationships, but can also be used in other scenarios where a woman has power over a man, and he must accede to her demands or face consequences. Often abbreviated, just 'TLB', especially when used in polite company.

The word is only correctly used if the man feels emasculated as a result - it does not cover all situations where a woman has authority over a man. A female boss who just threatens to fire a guy would not have him in a testicle lockbox if he feels machismo because of it.

In the late 90's, perhaps the genesis of the term, it was used to describe the arrangement Hillary Clinton had come to with Bill Clinton after the Monica Lewinsky scandal erupted.
Q: Joe, you wanna go bowling tonight?
A: Naw, man, my old lady, she don't want me being out late.
Q: She's totally got you in a testicle lockbox.
A: Shuddup.
by ClimbingTheLog August 21, 2007
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locked shields

When two dudes sleep with their asses facing each other in the matter to avoid any other aroused persons accidentally penetrating them during their sleep
Bill and Bob locked shields as soon as they went to bed
by moon69shine November 18, 2015
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