liquid bandaid

A liquid bandaid is when someone cums on an open wound.

“Just got my vaccine. Who tryin to give me a liquid bandaid”

by salacious bumb May 13, 2021

Liquid rock

Someone who is SHORT.

Your Liquid rock.

by A Random person533 July 25, 2021

Liquid bruh

lekkere tieten
But seriously, the liquid bruh will save the world.
We want to cure corona.

eks dee liquid bruh

by BroknRobot April 26, 2020

liquid stretch

The homosexual act of stretching one’s ball sack out in order to catch the urine of another man.

Yo, hit me with that liquid stretch big boy.

by 69Fierri March 9, 2022

Liquid Lightning

Sprite while high.

“Oi Roger, I’m schmonkofied! Pass me some of that fuckin’ liquid lightning!”

by cheekyslutbandit April 28, 2021

Liquidity Crisis

When you are broke, and have no money until next pay but don't want to say you are broke. Especially useful if you still have assets with some monetary value, but very much don't want to sell them.

Sorry dudes, can't go to Montreal this weekend, I am having a short-term liquidity crisis, and I've only got $1.17 left in my chequing account.

by Murica Michelle November 7, 2015

liquid yoga

A slang word for an alcoholic beverage, especially when it's imbibed as a way to de-stress and/or relax, instead of doing something constructive like going to a yoga class or for a run, or dancing or stretching. Akin to the terms liquid lunch and liquid courage.

When I feel like I don't have time to go to the gym, but really need to de-stress and have some down time, I have a glass of my favorite liquid yoga.

by scribblysobernaut October 19, 2018