A colloquial, humorous term referring to a penis, derived from the Hindi word "ling" (लिंग), which traditionally means "phallus" or "genital organ." The term is often used in an exaggerated manner to describe someone with a notably large penis.
Not to be confused with the religious symbol Shiva linga (or lingum)
Not to be confused with the religious symbol Shiva linga (or lingum)
Dude: Ravi thinks his Ling the Long can make women beg for more. My Slick the Thick-Dick disagrees.
Girl: Did you see Raj's bulge after pool?
Girl 2: Oh ma gawd gurl! Ling the Long is gonna be mine after graduation.
Girl: Did you see Raj's bulge after pool?
Girl 2: Oh ma gawd gurl! Ling the Long is gonna be mine after graduation.
by Sibah Hameed January 12, 2025
Get the Ling the Longmug. by TheAntiHer0 May 8, 2019
Get the Ling Lingmug. Alyssa Tang is a Ling Ling because she went to NHD Nationals and won an International Writing Competition
by csorx214 September 19, 2018
Get the Ling Lingmug. A fucken rlly good bloke he's hugeee will bash anybody he wants hes absaloutly massive probably the strongest person in year 7 very good at fortnite so nice the best bloke ever funniest person ever existed best jokes
Very funny good bloke
ling real name lang but everyone calls his ling concidered sexy attracts all the boys and girls
Very funny good bloke
ling real name lang but everyone calls his ling concidered sexy attracts all the boys and girls
by 2034💨 November 25, 2018
Get the Sung Lingmug. Gamer 1: "Bruh where are you I thought you joined the match?"
Gamer 2: "It says I joined I don't know dude."
Gamer 1: "Ling, check your ping."
Gamer 2: "It says I joined I don't know dude."
Gamer 1: "Ling, check your ping."
by bsodcat November 20, 2020
Get the Lingmug. Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.
by Silly8875 February 10, 2012
Get the ding-a-ling blingmug. Shai-ling is strong and powerful women who will fight you with no hesitation. She will be loving and friendly but don't underestimate her smarts she is intelligent and can manipulate you if you betray her. She will either be in the lgbtq+ or support it. Having her by your side would be your best option because she will always have your back.
by Ariva__Chan--LGBTQ+ January 14, 2022
Get the Shai-lingmug.