Landon Cane

A gay faggot that is most likely a slim shady fan and sucks dick

“Yo look it’s Landon Cane a gay fag.”

by Fuck you I don’t care 🖕🏽🤴🖕🏼 December 25, 2021

Landon

He's a hot guy and you will totally fall for him. The most popular kid in school and will always make the first move always. DON'T FALL FOR IT he will break your heart and make you suffer from first love syndrome and you'll never love anyone more than him! (A fuck boy bassically)

Emma- Who is that he's so hot!

Jess- Landon, duh. Don't fall for his act I dated him for 4 months before he broke my heart and I still love him.

by Hehehe_DeadInside December 29, 2019

Landon Stewart

Slayed the pus as a wee lad. Now has no finger prints left. Thumbs salmon at the boat. On page 69 in Guinness book of world record for longest scotum hanging from tighty whiteys on the Columbia river. He once went black but now he’s back.

Landon Stewart did the good the bad and the ugly sometimes two at a time.

by Celibateandmarriedfuck December 8, 2022

Landon

A weird creature that emerges from the void to commit various crimes.

Omg run there’s a Landon coming.

by orxcle4 December 28, 2023

Landon + Lily

The power couple they are made for each other and love to help their friends

do you know Landon + Lily?

yeah they're a power couple

by this is me dont be sad May 14, 2022

Sheriff Landon

The best MCSO sheriff yet.

Freind- “didn’t’t sheriff Landon ban someone from CMPD for nothing?”
Freind 2- “shhhhh”

by Loly pops June 8, 2021

Landon Kirkland

He’s charming. Huge cock. Approximately 14 inches in length and 7 inches in girth. Basically means big dick in modern day terms.

Oh he’s a Landon Kirkland, that must mean he has a huge cock.

by bigdickdaddy05 December 6, 2021