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lancet

Diabetic pin-prick mostly applied to the finger.
Hurts like hell when the nurse poke me with the lancet!
by SJ Haynes September 3, 2006
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Mercedes Lander

The drummer for the heavy metal band KiTTie.
Mercedes Lander,the drummer of KiTTie,is getting fat.
by Amanda Cummings June 2, 2005
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lance

GAY ~ DUMB ~ HAS ~ NO ~ FRIENDS ~ WERES ~ GAY ~ CLOTHES!!!!

see "faggot"!!!!!!!!!
ewwwwwww, what a LANCE!!!!!

That guy is so LANCE!!!!!

LANCE!!!!!
by Sing Shong April 5, 2008
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lance

A boy who likes to give manbooby hugs all night long, they excite him and he doesnt ever want to stop.
That guy is totally lance.. he wouldn't stop touchin my man boobies all night long.
by C123C June 21, 2006
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Lance

The name lance means a gay bottom aka a twink. When someones name is lance they are most likely a twink and shall be referred to that way. The twinkiest combined last name would be lotts. Lance A lotts slayer of dragons and men.
“Oh look theres lance”

“Lance lotts”?
“Yeah”
Oh damn hes the biggest twink ever”
by Cronkbeech October 17, 2019
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Lance Stroll

Lance stroll is the sweetest underrated f1 driver there is, he is known for being called “daddys money” due to his loving relationship with his father, Lawrence Stroll, but despite this Lance is the most genuine person on the grid, hes aware he comes from money and is thankful for his dad. I love lance stroll.
person without a living father - “lance stroll is a shit driver, daddys money. 🤡🤡”

“nope. hes a humble guy, who deserves the world ❤️”
by jaasminee! July 31, 2023
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Lance Burton

You lure a hot chick to participate in a new magic trick. You place a red blanket over the hottie and only expose her toes (after you take his shoes and socks off due to a foot fetish)

You then magically make the hottie levitate while ramming your thumb up her ass. The chick may scream “oh my ass or Lance Burton’s thumb is in my ass” and you must laugh this off while showing off two perfect replicas of your hands (which are wired to your suit) which proves you cannot have your thumb up the chicks ass
I gave that bitch a Lance Burton in front of her parents at thier Christmas Eve party
by Jmrbonzo March 25, 2009
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