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knock on wood

A few light tapping motions dat an able-to-ovulate chick makes on her sexual partner's "woody" wif her knuckles prior to his entering her, in da superstitious hope dat said action will bring her good luck --- i.e., dat said impending bodily-union won't get her "knocked up".
Practicing da rhythm method or taking birth-control pills are indeed often-effective ways to lessen da risk of unwanted pregnancy, but they are by no means reliable, so you'd likely still feel da urge to "knock on wood" each time you "do it" without a condom.
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
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Knock-down-and-drag-out

(also Knock-down-drag-out)

adjective — Something extremely violent or intense.
"A knock-down-and-drag-out fight"
by Maxy BG August 5, 2023
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I'll knock you're clock

A slang term used to threaten another human via a punch to the face.
Thomas: Hey RJ you're overweight!
RJ: I'll knock you're clock!
by poutef May 16, 2017
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Shock up Knock up

When you are banging a girl against a wall, then you perform a shocker and right as you are about to cum, you go back into her vagina, attempting to knock her up.
"Last night I was banging my big tiddy goth gf, when I accidentally did the Shock up Knock up."
by anarchy morty November 8, 2019
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Alabama No-Knock

When your wife or significant other is not a willing to participate in sexual intercourse, so you insert 1 to 5 fingers into her anus or vagina (or a combination of the two), in an attempt to persuade said person to be sexually aroused. Usually followed with a law enforcement intervention.
My old lady wouldn't put out. So I have her the ol' Alabama No-Knock right in the pooter. Can you post my bond?
by Wren & Simpy February 28, 2021
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I will knock yo ass out

When someone is in argument or playing with someone and says “i will knock you ass out” they really mean they will beat you up and make sure your sleep
I will knock yo ass out bitch”
by Smdugly April 29, 2022
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The Gentleman's Knock

Slapping or smacking a girl's crotch with your boner and then proceeding to not sleep with her.
"That slutty girl thought she was going to get it good, but he ended up giving her the Gentleman's Knock."

or

"He was too much of a gentleman to get in there, so he just knocked."
by Amynonomous May 13, 2014
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