How to us the Kansas city Hotelroom checkout. Take a girl to a hotel make sure she is the one to check in. Make sure they have chairs with arms and legs on them. Tie her to the chair with rope and velcro tiedowns or hand cuffs. You will need a vibrator. Stay a while and us the vibrator. Then with out warning stick it inside her, use her socks, panties or what ever you can find to make sure it stays inside. Call for room servise and ask for clean sheets. Then go to the door wait till she asks you where are you going then just close the door and leave. Then wait outside in the parkinglot to see how she likes the room servise.
by Mrs. hotel April 10, 2008
Get the The Kansas city Hotelroom Checkoutmug. by Ven-Tyler June 29, 2015
Get the Kansas City Log Jammermug. by no name man May 18, 2022
Get the Kansas Krimson Krabsmug. by DubstepHero777 October 27, 2022
Get the What in the Kansas is thismug. When a man defecates, surrounds his penis in his own fecal matter, and inserts into the mouth of another person.
John: "Yeah dude! I totally gave her the old Kansas Kebab!"
Mike: "Hell yeah, bro! The student has become the master!"
Mike: "Hell yeah, bro! The student has become the master!"
by NINTheWretched January 30, 2024
Get the Kansas Kebabmug. A sickness that leaves the person confused and disoriented after visiting Kansas or even thinking about going to Kansas.
“I have been thinking about going to Kansas for a while, but for some reason, I can’t remember why. Wait, why am I in the grocery store again?”
“Goddammit Paul, you got the fucking Kansas Sickness, get tf away from me you sick bastard.”
“Goddammit Paul, you got the fucking Kansas Sickness, get tf away from me you sick bastard.”
by WaltonT October 14, 2023
Get the Kansas Sicknessmug. A place in central Kansas that has "rich history" of a strong Germans influence. So German that the school systems seemed to forget a little part in 1933-1947 called the Holocaust.
by Fellow traveler June 24, 2018
Get the hays kansasmug.