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jump scotch

The act of sticking the two ends of a jump rope into two different people's anuses and proceeding to play jump rope while they throw their asses in a circle.
Last night we got bored so we decided to go jump scotch in the parking lot
by Lightweight4545 May 21, 2016
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Rocket-jump

Propelling yourself into the air by pointing a rocket at your feet and shooting it.
"Back in my day we rocket-jumped to school, now a-days you kids sprint to school."
by whyareyoureadingme? August 23, 2016
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Jump at the table

Jump at the table,This means not giving someone five seconds to collect their thoughts, you are so obsessed with talking to them it’s like they are carrying your dick in their back pocket
“Dude what’s up with him jumping her at the table?”Jump at the table
by Captain haha March 2, 2020
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high jumping

Wining a dining a girl who has a boyfriend with the intention of setting her standards too high for him (or other men) to handle. A form of long term cock blocking against the general population.
Taking a girl you do not intend to date at that moment on a once in a lifetime experience like a vacation, concert, or something super amazing and fun.

I took that girl on a helicopter ride, she loved it. Too bad her boyfriend can't afford it, man I high jumping!
by Stealsyourgirl August 19, 2013
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precision jump

A very fundamental movement in Parkour, in which a traceur jumps, and lands precisely. It is a whole lot harder than it seems, such as when you are landing on a rail, or thin landing space.
The traceur skillfully landed on the rail, thus completing the precision jump
by ThePKDude September 18, 2013
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Gillette Jump

The New England Patriots equivalent to the Lambeau Leap
Named after the stadium that the Pats play at
After Welker scored his 2nd touch down, he went over to the crowd and did a Gillette Jump.
by BOSOX2007 January 22, 2012
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jumping on the bitchwagon

the act of joining in with someone who is being critical just for the hell of it
Omg, Joe was being so obnoxious last night about the damn fishtank.

I know! And then Ricky started in for no reason. I mean, why did he even care?

Uch, he just loves jumping on the bitchwagon.
by dangitdangit February 28, 2012
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