Jonathan

a waste of air. usually these quiet kids who do nothing by cry all day. has friends but i doubt any of them would care if he died. shitty music taste. failed abortion. gayass shit. overall hes something we all shouldnt care about.

Jonathan's such a loser. I bet no one would care if he was murdered in front of them

this is a joke definition

by nthnjk October 16, 2021

Jonathan

mr.stealyobitc🤣

jonathan has a big dick.

by ilikepussydaswet November 21, 2021

Jonathan

A hot sexy Mexican-Salvadoran-American with a huge penis that goes deep in ur muthers ass. Jonathan’s tend to like peng tings and will always satisfy.

Person 1: damn life sucks being single.
Person 2: Ik how you feel man I rlly wish I had a “Jonathan” inside of me right now.

by Johnny’s November 21, 2021

JONATHAN

JONATHAN PHAM BOI WORKDS AT FEMBOY HOOTERS AND HES A MINOR

JONATHAN RAPES AND CREAMPIES MICHELLE AND SNIFFS HER IN BED SMH

by HOLEINABUCKET November 21, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan is a funny guy that can make anyone laugh without even trying. hes friends with everyone and doesn't have many enemies. hes popular but not the mean type of popular. Jonathan is a gentleman and one of the sweetest boys to be around. Jonathan is very intelligent but may act like a 5 year old sometimes. you all should find yourself a Jonathan in your life.

Person 1- "Wow Jonathan, what a gentleman. i want a guy like Jonathan."

Person 2-"Have you guys met Jonathan hes one of the funniest dudes I know"

by proudballslover November 21, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan is a word to describe someone who is ripped and has massive muscles, it is also used to describe someone with a massive whale cock that attracts all the pussy in the area.

Wow he is a Jonathan he should cum back to my place 😍

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Jonathan

Basically Walter White

A cold sociopath who would throw pizza onto rooftops and poison kids with ricin with no empathy

Hi Jonathan
Jonathan replies with silence, smiles awkwardly

by Hellobitches033 November 22, 2021