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Jasmine

Jasmine

A melt who never answers her phone. A regular thumb sucker ,Jasmine often refers to unfunny situations as ‘Jokes.’
I’m sorry ,but JASMINE can’t come to the phone right now
by shaxe44 May 23, 2019
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Jasmine

Jasmine is an extremely nice person. She's the type of girl to text you when you're down, and send you a picture of a Puppy. She will most likely want to date a Josh, Tom, Richard, or a Cameron so look out for her roughish smile, boys!
She says she's ugly but really she's just plain. Her smile will light up a room though.
You have to constantly give her attention and compliments, or she starts to doubt herself.
Person 1: omg who's that, she's begging for attention from Richard!
Person 2: No, that's just because she likes him. She's usually quite shy and not very talkative.

P1: Omg her smile is so pretty! Who's that?
P2: That's jasmine, she's really funny and nice.
by Thememeskeepcoming July 9, 2019
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Jasmine

Jasmine likes to eat her poop. This is very disturbing. Once in school, she pooped on the floor, but she was too lazy to clean it up so she sat on it. This poor girl, all she wanted was some friends, but her pooped stopped her from having any. She. Had. DIHAREAH.
Jasmine is funny
by Child!!!! June 11, 2019
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Jasmine

Jasmine is a girl who thinks that she is the best friend that you will ever have but once you really get to know her she can be the bitchiest person in the world. a back stabber and will leave you crying POINT BLANK PERIODT.
girl 1: oh wow isn't jasmine so nice?
girl 2: ha you thought wrong.
by singlepringle0307 May 23, 2019
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Jasmine

A good looking girl that will literally suck the life out of your balls she's sneaky devious wicked and is a sex spawn for many mates don't trust her her looks can confuse you and leave you lusting for her only to be giving a disease or heartbreak shes a self centered egotistic whore that will blow you one day and pretend to not you know the next beware of all Jasmine's their up to no good square business down for anything even other women.
Jasmine let me hit yesterday but I seen her with another dude the next day.
Jasmine always trying to speak big words she's a know it all.
Jasmine a super freak better watch out she prey on men's souls tried to lick my anus after some oral had to check her fool *ss.
by Don't Ask Me Why 0000 January 17, 2018
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Jasmine

A GREASY ASS MOTHERFUCKING LITTLE BOY THAT RESEMBLES A POTATO!
Hey what’s that brown thing over there?

Oh. That’s just Jasmine looking greasy as hell.
by GREASY BROWN POTATO July 24, 2018
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Jasmine

A girl that is obsessed with Yaoi, this girl have many fucking gay best friends, once who draws dicks, one who's a fucking idiot and etc. Jasmine is a creepy girl but is nice in the end
Hey Jasmine!!
Jasmine: *slurps*
by Prince of mints February 12, 2017
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