Japanese Rain Goggles

At the climax of a sexual encounter, the post-coital matter becomes airborne at an angle in which the recipient is caused to squint their eyes in anticipation. In that moment, the aforementioned distributor will, in an act of heroism, stretch the scrotal sack to cover the intended recipients' (then slanted) ocular cavities, thus creating Japanese Rain Goggles.

She finally accepted my relationship request on Facebook, solely due to my flawless execution of the Japanese Rain Goggles last night.

by 2 1/2 men, -the 1/2, + a girl November 28, 2010

Jamani

Jamani is a amazing guy he is very popular,cool and has amazing eyes, Jamani has swag and almost everyone love him.Get you a Jamani.

Look at jamani and his friends I wish I was like jamani.

by Bcgvcd May 12, 2018

Japanese flag

What you call your sheets after you rail a girl so hard she bleeds all over them.

I made that girl buy me new sheets after she turned mine into Japanese flags.

by Lil' Bandit January 16, 2008

japanese rain goggles

When a girl squats over your face and dripps her pussy juices in your eye's.

oh yeah baby come here and give me the japanese rain goggles.

by flogglywoggly November 28, 2010

Japanese Rain Goggles

When a girl is squirting in your face so you have to squint like a Japanese person, and wished you had a pair of goggles.

Two And A Half Men:

Charlie: Have you ever had a woman give you Japanese rain goggles?

Alan: I've never even heard of that

Charlie: Neither had I until last night, and now I don't know how i'd ever live without them

by Pista November 26, 2010

Japanese

1, By far the coolest language in the world. learning the writing system requires knowledge of around 3000 characters making it at least 2x as hard as spanish, french ect. cooler sounding words and much more awesome media to enjoy once you have learned it.

PersonA- Spanish is so much sexier and more sophisticated then Japanese

Person B- スペーン語なんて糞だよ、てめぇ、漢字さえ読めないこの馬鹿野郎！

by イズラム教主義者は全然勝たん October 18, 2009

japanese profiteroles

this is when the mans lover spreads nutella chocolate spread onto his bollocks and then licks it off!

"I do love good japanese profiteroles" - jesus

by twinki3boi17 April 23, 2009