Jake

Cocky, white xenosexual who is always hating on a nick and talks as much as a horny Asian. Also thinks he is jesus at times and poops on puppies.

yo that guy reminds of so many jakes who pooped on my puppy!

by Topcrakhead July 2, 2008

Jaked

v. When you pronounce or write something wrong

Kody: He should right a book!
Ashley: Don't you mean write?
Kody: No, I jaked it.

by ashleyyymarie March 24, 2011

jake

to put something together haphazardly or inefficiently.

My TV antenna broke so I took some duct take and jaked it together.

by Jake McClenahan July 16, 2008

Jake

Super funny guy. Doesn't have great looks. Took a while to lose his virginity. He was really sweet to the girl for a while. It was most likely a younger girl. He's really off and on with girls. He tries to be a player, but fails. All he's into his pot and pussy when Summer begins.

He's really funny you guys, we get along so well.
Omg, It's just Jake.

by Nicklyn October 15, 2011

Jake

To be extreamly ugly, to have ugly.

Your shirt is very jake today.

by Dan Wyant December 14, 2008

jake

A Fat person (mostly a guido male) who enjoys giving {oral}.

" yo wheres Jake?" "hes at the clubs giving head"

by Rob Bury November 11, 2008

jake

person who loves sucking cock for a living and getting has down syndrome

oh god look at that jake over there

by zac fordd January 7, 2009