Jack

Jack is the conductor of a train that sells you a one way ticket to pound town. As the old saying goes, "be a Jack today, be a horny military sergeant tomorrow". He surfaced from his mother's womb at the ripe age of 0 and has ever since featured in PornHubs' monthly top rated verified amateur section.

His quads are closely identical to those of the late Greek God Zeus. In 2014, his cum made its big break as it featured on multiple Cinnabon rest stop billboards in the tri-state area. His blonde curls glisten in the sun which has also been the leading cause of blindness in the United States. His hot Australian accent makes you question your worthiness and his deep laugh has been used as Pendulum's bass line.
Girl 1: omg I saw Jack last night
Girl 2: no way! how was it?
Girl 1: amazing! He just rocked out with his cock out the entire time
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"Yeah well they don't call him Jack for nothing"
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Jack is a strong, intelligent, charming man. He is always helping others out and always has a smile on his face. Jack is also very brave. He is such a gentle men and it's always nice to be around jack
Girl: im moving to Tennessee
Jack: that's right. Cause your the only ten I see
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A very attractive guy who has girls falling for him left and right. He is very funny, and easy to be around. No girl can resist a jack, he is a sexy beast and liked much better than people by the name of Shane.
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Jack is one of the most darling boys you will ever meet. They are great at almost everything and often over looked. They are one of the greatest people to be around and are always happy. Not to mention they are so. fucking. attractive. Most girls swoon over him and his athletic skills and amazing grades. They are especially good at lax. They will usually go for brunettes with pretty eyes and beautiful souls. They are also fans of quirks like freckles, glasses and braces. Mostly compatible with Emily, Rebecca and Hannah.
“omg did you see that jack over there??”
“yessssssssss he’s so cute and athletic
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Me: I love you Jack
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Very bad at Among Us. Think's he can make a definition for Eli without consequence. Take this, loser. I honestly hate you and want you to die.
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Jack got hit by a train and fucking died
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