Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID)

When you feel the need to forward a just received joke, picture or video to your friends (not to the sender, of course). To be unable to keep the received medium just for you.
Common similar activities called Obsessive Compulsive Disorders or OCDs include hand washing, counting of things, and checking to see if a door is locked.

This Christmas joke card is so great. It fits perfectly to John: Sent!

Oh dear, you suffer from CID, that social media disorder. The full technical term is Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID). Or just CID.
Oh, you are a wise guy.

by ThePhysopher December 22, 2018

instagram comments

It's full of racism, sexism, homophobia and bullying etc. There can also be a lot of trolling and hateful comments towards people who are different from the norm. There are also instances of cyberbullying and harassment directed at certain targeted individuals. Overall the comments section can be a source of toxicity.

Instagram comments be like:

Black kid: posts normal video
Comment 1: Get a job lil nigga💀
Comment 2: imma do unspeakable things to u lil nigga
Comment 3: Get oiled up imma be there in 5 minutes
Comment 4: Thug it out lil nigga u gotta 9-5 and a familiy to feed

by niggahunter187 February 20, 2024

Instagram reels

Go to site for misinformation, logical fallacies, conspiracies, conclusions drawn from speculation and baseless premises, outright racist and extremist bullshit and is pretty much the deepest, most densely packed collection of the dumbest beings in the observable universe, scientists are still quantifying as to how a black hole hasn’t formed yet.

*science man opens Instagram reels* *dies*

by Daniel De Ferrdo May 25, 2024

Instagram dancer

A person who makes dancing videos; like dubsmash or/and tik tok and put it on instagram. There are a lot of well known and famous instagram dancers

Hey did you see that one famous instagram dancer at the mall ?.

by Coolerthencoolestperson December 10, 2020

INSTAGRAM

The place where girls try and show off their TikTok moves or big butts

place where boys go to show off there eboy stupid selves

Hailey:I miss this bubble gum and that cheeko stick(
Jordyn(shut the fuck up cause you can’t dance)
Hailey:shut you eboy ass up cause your hairline even disapproved so it left

Jordyn:instagram and tiktok are both places to show my hairline stupid

by Why did my mom get pregnant December 4, 2019

instagram user povified

in love w samti3r !

person 1: hey i think i like instagram user povified!

person 2: instagram user povified is absolutely in love w instagram user samti3r, you dont have a chance!

by samti3r February 7, 2022

Instagram

A platform guaranteed to turn the addicted into severely depressed individuals who will believe they are worth nothing, their lives aren't exciting enough, and they fall into the fear of missing out, until they make the drastic decision to CTB (End their life).

Eric (after a long day of being bullied at school) : I'm so bored, I'm just gonna use my phone for entertainment.

*Eric opens instagram*

*He sees people on there posting about them having a good time, how they're sorrounded with great friends*

Eric: oh shit

*Eric continues to scroll*

*Eric starts looking through a pretty girl's posts and sees things that make him green with envy*

*A random user cyber bullies Eric about how he has absolutely no life after he comments on one of the girl's posts, hoping for her attention but no reply*

Eric: I've had enough, time to CTB.

*Eric makes the decision to CTB, goes to the top of his apartment building and jumps off*

by Al_000 April 19, 2024