instagram

most trashiest, dirties, stinky flop you'll ever see. hates successful people because she's jealous of them. block her when you make a new account.

ugh instagram deleted my account againt, she really wants to bring me down huh? what a flop

by kalo_kurva (stan loona) November 24, 2021

Selfish-Instagraming

When your friend/girlfriend/boyfriend edits an Instagram picture to make themselves look good and doesn’t care how the second person in the picture looks.

“Brittany, I look terrible in your Instagram picture and you look great? That’s such

selfish-instagraming?”

by Tompikapp January 28, 2019

Instagram

A popular social media in which brain damaged millennials either live fake lives, or steal Reddit memes at least a month after being born. (There is a possibility of something different and good happening PewDiePie wedding, world record egg, etc).

SSSniperwolf is an INSTAGRAM influencer who photoshops every post she makes

by Sodium Chloride Bean Dip December 1, 2019

Instagram reels

Instagram reels are one of the most strangest places on the internet. you'd see random shit or either the darkest humor you'll ever see, or NSFW And Gore cause 2 weeks ago Instagram got their fyp nuked with gore and nsfw. They're darkest place is the comment section although I find them funny. They basically go on black people (especially georgo floyd) and make dark jokes over them it's the same with other races. They claim themselves "nazis of the internet". They have a good hatred on tiktok.

A disabled kid trying to score a basketball on a reel.
Person 1: "STRIKE IT AINT HARD"
Person 2: it's just instagram reels really dark..

by Cartineverdropping March 13, 2025

Instagram dancer

A person who makes dancing videos; like dubsmash or/and tik tok and put it on instagram. There are a lot of well known and famous instagram dancers

Hey did you see that one famous instagram dancer at the mall ?.

by Coolerthencoolestperson December 10, 2020

Instagram Toaster

Not to be confused with the Instagram filter called "toaster." This is a phenomenon that has been emerging on social media since 2013. An Instagram toaster is a slightly above average man or woman whose attractiveness is over-exaggerated by professionally taken Insta photos. Instagram toasters often have a large number of followers/likes on their photos, resulting in their egos to rise up and causing them to become wannabe Kim Kardashians. The women often draw on eyebrows that have been getting thicker since 2016 and have a face caked up with "natural" looking make up but actually end up looking like a pop tart that just came out of a toaster. Male Insta toasters tend to be straight men that aim to present as sensitive twinks. Something both male and female Insta toasters have in common is that they often love to caption their Insta photos with something seemingly inspirational, especially when their real aim is to actually flex, because they want to flex without making it seem like they are flexing. They also tend to take 100s of pictures in different exotic locations during a single day and post them periodically to make their lives seem more exciting than they actually are. Most Instagram toasters are in their late teens/early-mid 20s. However, there are Instagram toasters as young as 13 and as old as 35. They think they are semi-famous because of their attention on social media, although they don't realize how generic and common being an Instagram toaster is in 2019.

*Two teenage girls fooling around in 2026*

Muffy: *draws on thick eyebrows, contours nose, and puts on mascara and eye liner*
Caroline: Muffy, what the fuck? You look like you're an Instagram toaster from 2017. You've gotta be kidding me.

by MagicCarpLand September 6, 2019

first video on instagram

Brendon Urie’s first video uploaded to instagram. He is in a state where his upper body is unclothed, or rather, shirtless, therefore the jam is a shirtless jam.

Brendon Urie: “This is my first video on Instagram! I’m not wearing a shirt, it’s a shirtless jam, oh yeaaaahhhh…OOH!”

by oprah (yes it’s really me) May 14, 2025