wind god

Originates from a hot-boxed steamy garage near San Diego State University. It is the state of mind when you are so high that you feel like a great wind god when you blow out bong smoke.

Scotty: Damn fellas, I feel like I'm a wind god right now.

by Peter Carlson April 05, 2005

suck wind

1. To gasp for air following physical exertion.

2. What Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah do when the elevator is out of order.

The fat mofo had to suck wind after chasing down the ice cream truck.

by B-rad November 17, 2004

Gone with the Wind

When you fart so hard the smell makes you pass out.

After he ate the triple bean chili.. he was gone with the wind.

by kelso_23 February 24, 2019

winds-of-shit

When a bad news comes your way, troubles lies ahead.
In it's literal sense it's best used to describe the body function or the art of releasing impressive stinks.

Listen Bubs, sounds of the whispering winds-of-shit.
Can you hear it? The shit clings to the air Bubs.

Would you mind to bring your winds-of-shit to your cube?
(in an Office)

by Dan The Rod Leroux August 11, 2006

red winds

to have sex with a girl while shes on her period.

dude i fucked stay and got red winds

by 69xxx February 13, 2010

wind biscuit

When you fart and it sounds like a wisp of air.

Dave let fly a little wind biscuit.

by Joe Z January 09, 2007

Second Wind

The spontaneous diarrhoea which always occurs after you've spent the past 20 minutes scrubbing the skid stains out your under garments. If your less educated: a wet fart

Isn't your grandma fabulous twerking, it looks like she's got her second wind.

by H:moon April 04, 2015