Photographs showing off your luscious garden. Much like "Food Porn", where it shows off it's final product on a plate, "Garden Porn" shows off it's luster of fresh vegetables and fruit still in it's growing and utter fresh state.
by Captn Jax Macky March 28, 2011
John: "I'm going to Winter Garden to go hunting!"
Jane: "Hunting what?"
John: "All the dang squirrels!"
Jane: "But you might shoot an old person!"
Jane: "Hunting what?"
John: "All the dang squirrels!"
Jane: "But you might shoot an old person!"
by EmilyTheStrange007 May 12, 2009
When you're so dedicated to your garden that you're willing to shit on your plants when you run out of fertilizer.
by AmazingJaySixx November 20, 2015
A person who has a passion for gardening and spends their day working in it with little clothing so they don’t die from the heat.
Did you see the neighbor digging rows in their garden with JUST their bikini on? They’re such a garden slut!
I spent 8 hours leveling the garden and planting seeds in the hot humidity. I was sweating my bathing suit off so much I felt like a garden slut!
I really love the dopamine gardening gives me! I guess you could say I’m a garden slut.
I spent 8 hours leveling the garden and planting seeds in the hot humidity. I was sweating my bathing suit off so much I felt like a garden slut!
I really love the dopamine gardening gives me! I guess you could say I’m a garden slut.
by ms_.hippy May 31, 2022
Person 1: Ive been eating a whole lot of just the gravy rolls lately and the explosive diarrhoea has not only wrecked my porceline, its getting stuck in my wildly untamed gooch hairs
Person 2: You should call a gooch gardener, he'll have you as hairless as a korean ping pong tong player's calves in no time
Person 2: You should call a gooch gardener, he'll have you as hairless as a korean ping pong tong player's calves in no time
by Justdatiler February 17, 2016
Bryan totally just Ho-Garden on that girl he left the bar with last night, Said she was a lame fish, even though he has a small penis.
by Bitch-on-wheels July 28, 2011
to have a devils garden is to have a vagina with genital warts. A Devil's Garden was a small boxed in minefield used in desert warfare. There is about 17 million unexploded anti-personnel/anti-tank mines, artillery shells, bombs dropped by aircraft, machine gun, small arms, and mortar rounds that still remain beneath the sand in europe.
"dude, that chick has a devil's garden", "Promote abstinance to keep people from having a devil's garden" (like that works)
by ShadowMaster924 April 13, 2011