Catholic Jam

The phenomenon that occurs on Sundays directly following a Catholic Church service. Generally police are involved to allow all of the church-goers to leave the church and back up other traffic in the process

Friend 1: Hey what took you so long to get here?
Friend 2: Sorry, I didn't realize it was Sunday and got caught in a major Catholic Jam

by GirlWhoCriedOw November 24, 2009

Jobby Jam

Bum sex usually between two men.

Was it a gay bar or was this guy just tryin to jobby jam me?

by LowLight May 14, 2009

Cool Jam

When your dick gets cold so you put it in your girl's vagina to warm it up.

Says here you like cool jams? I love cool jams. Good, because my dick is freezing!

by Knowledge-Dropper November 17, 2010

Kentucky jam

Kentucky is abbreviated KY, jam is also known as jelly.....therefore creating KY Jelly.

Normally needed by older women or women with men who cannot get their women moist.

Doreen was all dry so she reached over for her Kentucky jam while Jay tried to bang her.

by donkeypuncher2 July 29, 2010

pearl jam

Semen.
Derived from the color and texture of male ejaculate.

Joe: "Oh Betty, I'm coming!"
Betty: "Shoot your pearl jam all over my tits!"

by Darin September 21, 2005

jam&bert

abbreviations of names;
jam = james
bert = robert
-people who fulfil these characteristics; inseparable since birth OBV. share a birthday sometime in february. live two doors apart from each other + gladys lives between them at number 17. same schools. bmfl's ;D

jam: yo we is in bradford because that is TOWN, not halifax, that is not town.
bert: :M ye.
char: hahahahah look at that man, hahaha. hahhahahahahhahahaha.
jam&bert: char, you talk posh..
char&laura: nonononono
gaz: yeyeyyeye proper do.

by triangle-ee February 05, 2009

jam bands

musical groups with a lyrical disposition towards preserves of all kinds.

by mike read August 07, 2003