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basement porch

otherwise known as a “FUPA” (fat upper pubic area), a basement porch refers to the fat that’s stored below the waist and above the genitals, usually protruding from plus sized women who wear tight-fitting pants or jeans
“I love bigger girls. Girls with a double chin, thick thighs and a basement porch are 10/10”
by austinzsoice May 2, 2024
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basement bozo

A person who stereotypically does not get a job or work, they failed at school and would tell you they "dont giva".

The truth is they live in thiers mums basement and they are unreliable party idiots.

This phrase can be used when the person does have a house but its a mess etc, they key aspect is the stereotype "basement bozo".
that guy is such a basement bozo he needs to get a life.

you know that person will be a basement bozo after results day.

"i dont giva" if you call me a basement bozo, your a neek mate.
by get off yo fat ass April 29, 2009
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Ishaan's Basement

A basement where kids love to go (or forced to go) to make NFTS. Has free Wifi and has a lot of moaning noises.
Wow you went to Ishaan's basement. And you survived.?
by El_Ninja January 21, 2023
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Brooklyn basement

When you shit in your partners mouth and wait for them to shit out your fecal matter then you eat it
by Big pap January 31, 2022
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The Basement

Dougdoug’s un-airconditioned basement where he keeps twitch chat, it has no air conditioning and twitch chat can’t escape
by TaranzaTripleDeluxe June 27, 2024
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Basement Dweller

A basement or attic dweller is typically a male over eighteen, often without a high school diploma or GED, who continues to live at home with his parent(s) without any ambition to move out or contribute to society. These individuals live in a perpetual state of ‘getting their shit together.’ Their daily routine often includes excessive marijuana use, contributing to a lack of motivation. They usually wake up around noon or later and stay up past midnight or later.

Comparable to hikikomori, basement dwellers never or rarely pay rent, lack a job or aspirations for further education, and lead an unhealthy lifestyle dominated by video games and junk food.

Their employment, if any, usually lasts only a few weeks before they quit or get fired. Many of these individuals are socially inept, misogynistic, and either obese, unhealthily skinny, or physically appear normal.

This phenomenon, more prevalent in the US and Canada, is becoming increasingly mainstream globally. While women can also be basement or attic dwellers, it is rarer.

There are subcategories within this group, including:

- The obese, anime-obsessed, heavy-breathing type who neglects personal hygiene.
- The ‘fake gangster’ (AKA Malibu’s Most Wanted), often white, obsessed with weed and mumble rap, adopting behaviors and slang (mainly the N-word) from popular rap culture.
Alan is a basement dweller, the guy is almost 30, living at his mom’s home, no job, just yelling at his video games and smoking weed, what a fucking loser!
by PseudonymNotRealName June 26, 2024
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Basement Smelt

A noun that usually has a negative outcome. Someone who goes to a location and enters it, however doesn't go in the basement. To classify as a basement smelt the whole area of the location must be entered, except the basement or underground area. The reasoning to be a 'basement smelt' is because there is either a fear or phobia of something in beneath the middle floor. Examples are parties, abandoned buildings, hospitals etc.
'yo wilks such a basement smelt, he didn't even go downstairs'.
by Hospis Vet March 1, 2011
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