The excruciatingly painful occurrence when a male, with a saggy, heavy hanging, scrotum inadvertently gets the ball sack tucked under the taint and buttocks and sits on the testicles and sandwiches them between the body and the seat surface.
One can easily recognize when a male is experiencing a Sandwich Bag by way of facial expression. It is, without question, the most breath removing, eye squinting, mouth scowling look a male face can show. Most often accompanied with the use of whimper induced cursing.
One can easily recognize when a male is experiencing a Sandwich Bag by way of facial expression. It is, without question, the most breath removing, eye squinting, mouth scowling look a male face can show. Most often accompanied with the use of whimper induced cursing.
Carl finally resorted to having to wear tighty whities instead of going commando. His heavy hanging ball sack and low dangling testicles made him prone to having a Sandwich Bag every time he sat down.
by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2015
Get the Sandwich Bagmug. When you get black-out drunk and wake up in bed in between two chicks who both happen to be virgins (and obviously still are cause you were too fucked up to bang them the night before).
by Phi_Delt_1052 July 6, 2010
Get the Virgin Sandwichmug. verb. to force one out of the way, usually into a rail or a wall. The force of cunt-sandwiching is usually hard enough to throw the other person over the rail or into a wall. Some say it originates from women's roller-derby when one person knocks their opponent into or over the rail.
I was in a rush to get out of the grocery store so I cunt-sandwiched the old man into the candy racks on my way to the cash register.
by Ashats August 13, 2008
Get the cunt-sandwichmug. When two women lay down, one on top on the other (missionary style). They then push their vaginas together and the male(or for lack of male, third woman with a strap-on) comes in and fucks the spot in between them. This stimulates the clits of both women and the male's penis at the same time and everyone has a great time.
Guy 1: So I heard you banged Susan and Candy at the same time last night, you pimp!
Guy 2: Yeah, I got them both drunk and had myself a clam sandwich.
Guy 2: Yeah, I got them both drunk and had myself a clam sandwich.
by DeadEyeD!ck February 8, 2009
Get the Clam Sandwichmug. A rather unpleasant experience undergone by negro women by which oral sex is performed on a wild buck negro. When the shaft of the african negro is thrust past the point of comfort for the unfortunate and unexpecting female, what she is left with is a nigger-nut sandwich; two hairy, stinky and worthless nigger nuts are then sitting on her chin. Due to negro reproductive habits, she is likely to become pregnant through this act. Her chillens will also grow up to serve niggernut sandwiches.
Yo' Bitch! Ge'cho bich'ass o'ye and suk dis dick! Wax des black nutz and gimme a NiggerNut sandwich, muh'fuga! Take 'dis 'dik!
by Roughxfus Jackxxson May 31, 2006
Get the NiggerNut Sandwichmug. A hot dog on a bun, covered liberally with diced raw onions and egg salad made from thoroughly hunted easter eggs. MUST be chased with whiskey and coke. Hot dogs may be constructed from vegetable or animal matter in any proportion which satisfies the consumer's culinary mores.
by uberbee May 2, 2008
Get the easter sandwichmug. Popularized by the movie "Beautiful Girls," it is something that, if you eat too much, will make you retarded.
by fonzareli May 29, 2008
Get the retard sandwichmug.