Ipod manicure

the act of being neat with your ipod when your done listening to it, as opposed to just shoving it all in your pocked and tangling it up. this includes untangling the headphones straightening out the other end of the headphone that always twists up, and wrapping it around your ipod neatly so it doesn't all buldge in one place
WARNING: this has not been determined gay or not so just to be on the safe side nver attempt this in public or you may be called a faggot or a queer

i like to give my ipod a manicure when im bored to pass the time so that i dont have to untaangle it next time i use it

Fiend: wut u doin?
Me: nothin just givin my ipod a manicure
Friend: really u just did that an hour ago
Me: yeah i know these headphones suck im gettin a zune next time fuck ipods
friend: good idea

ipod manicure

by hendrixpageslash January 17, 2009

Ipod Battle

An iPod battle is similar in spirit to a break-dance or DJ battle, but with a lot more crowd interaction. It is a musical tournament that puts teams in competition, with the mission of seducing the crowd and making them go completely nuts by charming them with their music selection.

- What r u listening to these days?
- So much geat new stuff man!
- We sooo have to organize an Ipod Battle

by Ravasolix August 14, 2009

iPod Whiplash

iPod Whiplash happens when you are listening to music in headphones/ear buds and a song comes on much louder than the previous one. You're so surprised that you get iPod Whiplash trying to get to your iPod to change the song!

"Ow! I just got iPod Whiplash!"

by wildeyedpixie July 6, 2009

iPod Shuffle

Total piece o' shit that nobody should buy because it costs $150 and holds 150 songs and with that much money you could get an ipod video on ebay. fuck ipod shuffles. they break esily too

Shannon: man i fell off my bike yesterday and my stupid ipod shuffle snapped in half!
DCMizzle: Told yuh not to get one retard.

by DCMizzle April 27, 2007

Ipod Ears

When your not used to the headphones that come with your Ipod and they fall out all the time.

Guy 1: Ergh im seriously thinking of ditching my Ipod! These little earphone things keep falling out!

Guy 2: Hang in there mate! You just havnt got you Ipod ears yet!

by Charly09 January 26, 2009

ipod mini

1. a cheap man's ipod

2. every teenybopper's fantasy

3. what everyone recieved for christmas

Omg, suzie, did you see libby's pink ipod mini! it's totally BITCHIN'!

by clare December 30, 2004

ipod killer

A term that cannot be properly defined because the term does not really exist.

Clem: Yo, check this new mp3 player out. It's definitely the new iPod killer.
Karl: Yeah, that must be the reason why there is no such thing and 80% of mp3 users are iPod you stupid mother fucker.

by Tommie Hutchingson August 12, 2006