Husband-to-be

Someone you have to wait for 3 years,
it's always 3 more years,

fate delayed 3 years,
where's George P Bush?

My husband-to-be is the one I waited for

by [e-mail] May 23, 2025

Husband Drop

Husband Drop: When a married woman repeatedly mentions her husband in conversation, similar to the "boyfriend drop," to signal that she's off-limits. This is often used as a subtle power move as well.

Lee: Bruv, I was in my local shop the other day, talking to the woman behind the counter, and she mentioned her husband like five times! bruv LOL.
Frank: She gave you a proper bad husband drop, bruv LOL.
Lee: Yeah, I wasn’t even interested in her; she was like 60 years old, bruv! LOL
Frank: Don't lie bruv LOL.
Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 16, 2026

trashy husband

A husband who is not good looking and mooches off his wife's money.

Kiki: I make all the money! Why don't you work.
Husband: I'm busy gamingleave me alone!
Kiki: Ugh!
Husband: *quietly plays games*
Kiki: You're such a trashy husband!

by Melodic Keys August 10, 2017

faiths husband

faiths husband drinks beer (i think lol idk)his name is cj and he cares alot about faith,loves her,get true hard times togheter and so on

faiths husband cares alot about her

by Amazing_Starlight December 23, 2017

Secure Husband

A Husband That Deletes His History 10 - 20 Times a Day.

Secure Husband : dude , i delete my history so much!!
Friend : Nah , you're just a secure husband bro.

by TottalyrealFacts May 23, 2018

trap husband

A foreign man who has married a woman for citizenship. He is only her husband for VISA purposes and has no house hold power.

I heard you got married, congratulations

“Oh don’t worry, he’s just my trap husband. I’m still coming over”

by BlvkKing September 17, 2018

Straight husband

Straight husband.

His straight husband had always been with women until he met that gay boy

by Mark Mac nish October 21, 2018