Cheap Hotel

Americanized pronunciation of the Americanized mexican restaurant "Chipotle"

dude A: "Yo mane are you tryin to hit up the cheap hotel?"

Dude B: "Um, isn't it pronounced "Chipotle"?

Dude A: "no"

by sevTB February 17, 2010

Ear Hotels

A very high quality brand of over the ear headphones. Sennheiser or Beats for example. The cushioning provided and the head support of these headphones make your ears feel right at "home." Much like in a hotel.

Broham #1: Duuude!! Check out my phones bro!!

Broham #2: ~Puts on headphones~ Woh! These are like Ear Hotels brah!

by Cyber Jesus July 23, 2010

Hilton Hotels

S p i d e r.

incy wincy spider went up the Hilton Hotels water spout
down came the rain and washed the spider out
out came the sun and dried up all the rain
so incy wincy spider went up the water spout again

by ilovehiltonhotels23 August 4, 2019

Neutral Milk Hotel

a band that will take breaths away at just the first note. Their songs will change your life, give you inspiration to create and fluster your heart will perfectly composed lyrics about love; family; sex and the one and only , Anne Frank. You will not only fall in love with him, but fall into the world of Jeff Mangum.

friend: why are you so happy all the sudden?

you: oh, I just got done listening to Neutral Milk Hotel

by KingOfCarrotFlowersPt.1 March 30, 2016

Hotel California

California state prison facility, usually a level 3 or 4 yard (medium to high security) or else the SHU. References the Eagles' classic song, particularly the line "you can check out any time you want, but you can never leave."

CO: "Welcome to Hotel California bitches!"

by tommythegun January 3, 2007

Hostile Texan

A adulterous overweight Desi fob who spends most of his time trying to pick up young girls so he can take them back to his cubicle and assault them with his two inch lulli. The rest of his day is spent fornicating with his pet pig "Muslimah" and posting pictures of his wife on Smuts.com. Check for him at your local Masjid.

Man that Hostile Texan is one fat sleasy motherfucker.

by Tera Baap February 18, 2005

habbo hotel

A Pretty Sad website for people with no life at all, who get ripped off for pixel furniture (furni), then give out their password to some random guy and lose it all.

Some people even get married on it, start a 'mafia' (or a cheap job), start casino's etc.....

And the creepiest thing of all? People on it pretending to be babies. Yes, thats right, you can 'adopt' people who dress like babies and say everything with a w in it.

Lame-ass teen: Will woo adwopt mwe?
Guy: Sure!
Lame-ass Teen: Its mwy bwirthdway give me furni
Guy: No.
Lame-ass Teen: Fwine Im gettin new parents who are rwich and gwive mwe fwurni!
Guy: Yeah you do that.
Lame-ass Teen: bobba you stupid bobba!

And these people even say stuff like 'Im 1 day old plz adopt me'. Yeah, a talking 1-day old.

Some people report emergencies, like them not having a 'bf'.

Your call for help has been sent!

MESSAGE FROM HOBBA: I'll be your super cool bf!!!!1!1!

Oh good god. The worst thing of all is the pretend violence.
See Below some of the most irritating stuff on habbo.

You can even buy furniture for it off eBay. For a ridiculous price, of course.

Thanks for reading and enjoy being ripped off by Sulake!

l00ser: im a cop ur undur arrest!
l00ser2: no way *punches in face steelz gun shoots in head!!1!1!1!111!!!!!1!!!1*
l00ser: *dodges*
l00ser2: yoo cant dodge that u idiot!

Fake-baby: Iwn 1 month owld its my bwirthday can woo gwive mwe fwurni?
n00b: No, get a life. *stabs in neck*
Fake-baby: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaa

PeRv: Hey wanna cyber?
Girl: Sure *takes top off shoves tits in mouth*
PeRv: Oooh yeah so good *sticks penis in your nose*
Girl: oh yeah soooooooooooooo good
PeRv: *has bobba all day and all night*

L00S3R: HABBO HOTEL IS T3H BESTESTEST! I SP3NT ALL MY MUNNY ONN IT!!!1!11!!!

by -Joe- September 18, 2008