by NicLauren'sole April 17, 2016
Get the hippo yawning mug.More politely known as 'Hippopotamus amphibius external male intromittent organ', but 'hippo of dicks for short,the term 'hippo of dicks, derives from the time dinosaurs roamed the earth, where there was a creature hippo-like from a distance, but up close was merely a clump of penises cobbled together and pinned into the shape of a hippo by a wire frame. This 'hippo of dicks' was thought of as a god-like creature, and when bad weather came, disease spread, large fires began or caveman Mark went through one of his dark sad periods, the people would point to the hippo of dicks, and ask it what they had done to make it so angry. Over many years, the actual hippo of dicks faded into just a massive pile of dicks. The pile stiffened and turned green - terrifying everybody. So all people moved away. The exact spot where the massive pile of stiff dicks rotted away, would later be known as a town called Wood Green. The phrase 'hippo of dicks' is today used to replace the older 'croc of shit' - when something bad happens, or something is disapproved of, people say 'what a dick of hippos'.
Donald Trump is going to be president, what a hippo of dicks.
Did you see the game last night? What a massive hippo of dicks.
Last night's episode of Eastenders was a giant hippo of dicks.
Did you see the game last night? What a massive hippo of dicks.
Last night's episode of Eastenders was a giant hippo of dicks.
by @craigstone_ November 22, 2016
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An animal that spends most of its time in water, except to eat. Is one of the most dangerous animals. The word hippopotamus is the word water horse in latin. The best animal in the world. Is know for its majestic, aquatic healing powers. Fierce, helpful, and kind (if you diserve it)
by Unihippo March 20, 2017
Get the Hippo mug.Yo that Annie from Luv island is a Hippocrit fam. Wanting to shag Omar over Jordain, then having a go at Jordain for liking Indya. Allow it fam.
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The African drug lord, often associated with stupidity and slandered American values. And insulting.
by TheSpacefish September 21, 2013
Get the black hippo mug.A rare facial expression pulled by those on the brink of falling in love, usually whilst they think no one else is watching. For example when working at a computer or watching TV.
Often accompanied by total inability to concentrate and the making of uncharacteristic mistakes - see gurple
Often accompanied by total inability to concentrate and the making of uncharacteristic mistakes - see gurple
No don't ask him, he went out with that girl again last night and now he's gurning like a hippo. He's not gonna get anything done today...
by Almosnoopy August 7, 2011
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