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Booger hook

A humorous alternative for any of the four fingers commonly used to pick ones nose
Get your dirty booger hooks away from my French fries.
by DrPrepper February 16, 2017
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practice hook up

A hook up (usually for virgin or inexperienced person) to have sexual intercourse with another person to practice it before doing it with there significant other. Mainly to ease their mind about sucking at it.
"If your scared she won't like it then have a practice hook up."
by Morgan Martin March 9, 2017
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The hook method

When you put your thumb in her vagina then hook your pointer finger around in her asshole and put them together
"Hey babe lets do the hook method again"
"Okay just don't pinch so hard this time"
by Kram Mailliw June 10, 2017
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jersey hook

When a guy grabs a girls head on a car ride in a hook like motion and pulls her to his twigs and berrys. This is especially true on the jersey turnpike.
I gave my girlfriend the jersey hook on the turnpike
by MERSEYME June 13, 2017
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snuffle hook

A curved penis with an excessively long foreskin.
Captain Hook went hole-to-hole with his snuffle hook - sexy hooked prick!
by agoblin November 7, 2017
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hook eared

Heaving been purposely given an ear worm by someone else with the sole intent of leaving a song stuck in your head. If you've been hook eared you've taken the ear worm bait!
Colleague keeps dropping lines from a song into conversation throughout the day.
At the end of the day you're whistling the tune, and realise you've been hook eared.
*Colleague twists moustache like an old timey movie villain.*
by Dale Tucker November 19, 2018
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hook up party

A party where a few amount of guys are invited but any girl can show up to enhance a guys chance of hooking up with a girl. Usually these parties are a high school girls first high school party since they do not need to be invited. Unfortunately most of these parties go wrong with incidents of rape and or sexual harassment.
Me and Carly went to Alec’s hook up party and it was so beat because everyone guy was just trying to get with us.
by Redspicybumd November 23, 2018
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