hockey

The greatest sport in the world. its not just a game, its a lifestyle. hockey players are the greatest athletes of all.

Boss: Why weren't you at work yesterday?
Joe: Its the stanley cup dumbass

by Jason May 5, 2005

hockey milf

A very attractive hockey mom; often found in ice arenas. She should not have a gap in her teeth, excessive facial warts, or enough cottage cheese on her thighs to feed a small country.

All of the hockey coaches are trying to bang that hockey milf!

by Hot mama February 5, 2005

Hockey

A sport played solely by badass people.

It takes the most skill to play hockey than any other sport simply because you have to know how to ice skate and handle a hard rubber puck with a stick while 200 pound Canadians are trying to kill you. Hockey makes football look like badminton.

There is nothing quite like creating a yard sale on the ice after smashing some plugs head into the boards followed by a nice lead pass to your winger who toeys some go hard Gerard with bad flow wearing a tinted window, then gives you the puck backdoor with a dirty ragu, bar and down. Gino. Turn the light on. Enough said.

If you play hockey, you're a real man.

by Sreyas Yaj April 21, 2009

Hockeytown

Nickname for Detroit, whose team the Detroit Red Wings are currently the defending Stanley Cup champions. Their previous coach, Scotty Bowman, who retired at the end of last year's season, has the most records held by any NHL coach - including most Stanley Cup victories. Current players on Detroit's team are some of the best in the entire NHL, including Steve Yzerman, Sergei Fedorov, Brendan Shanahan, Igor Larionov, Kris Draper, Luc Robataille, Brett Hull, and Nicklas Lidstrom.

Therefore, unknown poster, if you wish to call Hockeytown an unfitting nickname for Detroit, I suggest you name a town better suited for it.

The Wings play especially well in Hockeytown because of their devoted fans.

by pavel datsyuk March 17, 2003

Hockey players

Hockey players are the coolest fucking people alive. They take incredible amounts of pain just to win the game. They will fight through anything and they never get scared. A 6 feet tall hockey player is tough enough to fight a 7 feet tall hockey player. Hockey players never back down.They are also very good in bed because they have a strong core, which helps while having sex.

Those hockey players are good in bed.

by Ebor13 May 9, 2010

make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here

a term used to excuse yourself out of a conversation

hey i hate to leave but i gotta make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here.

k see ya

by ¢R@Z¥ L3&$ December 27, 2009

hockey chick

Also called puck sluts, puck bunnies, or rink rats, a hockey chick is a girl that has a fetish for the game of hockey and it's players. The term is broad, as some are moms of youth players, or teenage girls that dig young guys. Hockey Chick's range from obscenely hot, to grotesque.

"Coach fucked Bobby Orr! Hockey Chick...!"

-Hanson Brothers. Slap Shot 2 (About the female coach)

by Ringmaster - USMC February 14, 2009